adsii1970 Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Granted, but you cause your video card to overheat and catch fire, destroying your motherboard in the process. I wish my coffee cup auto-filled itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Granted, but you can't turn it off....ever. The room fills with coffee, then your house, soon the town is flooded.... I wish for whirled peas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Granted, but your allergic. I wish for you to get a million dollars (it's my wish, so you HAVE to turn my wishes asunder! >:D) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Granted. A court addicts you to pay one million dollars. Thanks. I wish I had my own international airport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 granted, but its right next to a superior Airport, that has more area, more landing strips, more fuel for less money, and the total amount of money you have to pay to land is less I wish I had a billion dollars to donate to the next posters career mode space program Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Not granted, as such money inflation would be terrible even for a game. I wish KSP had dungeons and dragons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaZeus Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Granted but the D20 is entirely covered with 1s I wish to stop being obsessed with zootopia.Seriously, please help me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Granted. Distemper comes, Zootopia gets devastated, you're taken to the quarantine. A month later you get out with one wish: to get away as far as you can. I wish Zootopia to stop ignoring fleas, acarids and ascarides. This is a vertebral chauvinism. Zootopoia would be full of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Granted, but cephalopods are still underrepresented and create a superweapon to destroy the entire city. I wish I could create time at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Granted, but the ability requires lots and lots of mass, so you have to live with your mom to use it. () I wish for moar lens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 (edited) Granted. You get all of the lens from all universes and worldlines (They are separate things) I wish for a fish Edited January 4, 2017 by Kosmonaut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 (edited) Granted but So long, and thanks for all the fish. *takes fish and leaves earth's atmosphere* I wish for a Coca-Cola that the next poster cannot say kills me because death is boring. Edited January 5, 2017 by SAS123 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 The soda, rather than killing you, imbues you with eternal life. And insomnia. Also immobility. I wish for the return of either Macey Dean or Josh Parnell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Granted, you get one half of each, stitched together by Doctor Moreau. I wish for a pun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Granted. You buy a car and get pwned. I wish for kishmish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samniss Arandeen Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Granted. Merry kishmish, @kerbiloid! I wish I were chibi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Granted. You become a Chibi. Except you are always a Chibi, on the most successful show ever, in all of the universes and worldlines, and you are never allowed to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 404: Corruptible wish not found. I wish that everyone would remember to make corruptible wishes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Granted. Every waking moment of your life, everyone around you is making corruptible wishes I wish that I could remember to make corruptible wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Granted, but not right now. Oops, I forgot my wish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 (And the next poster's wish reverts to you.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Program Kerbal Space Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 I wish to OWN THE INTERNET! And I wish for a strong wifi signal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slam_Jones Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Granted. You wi-fi signal is incredibly strong, but also unprotected, and as such the entire neighborhood is using it, constantly, all the time. Consequently, it's very slow for everyone using it. I wish I had a battery that would never run out of charge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Granted. It's currently powering the Oxford Electric Bell and that's about the only thing it's capable of providing the current to run. I wish my finger would heal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSpace Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Granted, but it takes hours to heal even a small scratch, and you have to press your finger on the wounded area the entire time. I wish I didn't have any more Writer's Bloc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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