Iapetus7342 Posted Sunday at 12:32 PM Share Posted Sunday at 12:32 PM (edited) Granted, but you go there too without a spacesuit. I wish for a trip to the dwarf planets. Edited Sunday at 12:33 PM by Iapetus7342 Benjamin says: New page! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Sunday at 05:57 PM Share Posted Sunday at 05:57 PM Granted: The 7 dwarves show you the planets they made from paper mache. I wish for a tribiplane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadeOfMaar Posted Sunday at 09:58 PM Share Posted Sunday at 09:58 PM Granted. You get the Stratolaunch™ plane but it is a triplane and now it cannot even lift because it's either too heavy due to the wings or the impractically large prop engines will get you nowhere fast. I wish for an e-bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted Sunday at 10:32 PM Share Posted Sunday at 10:32 PM Enjoy your virtual bike. I wish to discover a lost episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted yesterday at 07:01 AM Share Posted yesterday at 07:01 AM Granted: You discover the very last LOST episode and it puts you off seeing the entire series. I wish for wisdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted yesterday at 04:41 PM Share Posted yesterday at 04:41 PM Granted. You get wishdom. I wish for the fleas mass extinction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted yesterday at 08:04 PM Share Posted yesterday at 08:04 PM Somehow, cows become dependent on fleas mere moments before the fleas vanish. An important industry collapses and earth suffers. I wish i had my own rocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted 15 hours ago Share Posted 15 hours ago Granted: You get a bottle rocket. I wish I wasn't tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago Granted. The forum is down, we have additional time to rest. I wish the forum stayed at least as a frozen repository of information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago Granted: It is frozen in a block of ice and stored at the North Pole. I wish for whimsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted 10 hours ago Share Posted 10 hours ago You get extreme detail prudence. i wish to not be on earth its bugged, its broken. 053807022024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted 7 hours ago Share Posted 7 hours ago Not granted. Its bugged, but it's debugged. Another Earth can't even start. I wish for a world debugger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago Faulty programming leads it to consider intelligent life to be a bug, and removes it. You can only guess what happens next. I wish for better programming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago Granted. Now you are programming with music, flowers, ice-cream, and soap bubbles around. I wish to see++. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted 19 minutes ago Share Posted 19 minutes ago (edited) A new dwarf planet is discovered and named 699994 ++, set to fly close to Earth in a few months. The day rolls around and you get to see it! Right before it dissolves in Earth's Roche Limit, sending a cascade of deadly asteroids, with you somehow being the only human casualty. I wish Earth had a ring system. Edited 18 minutes ago by Iapetus7342 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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