Iapetus7342 Posted June 30, 2024 Share Posted June 30, 2024 (edited) Granted, but you go there too without a spacesuit. I wish for a trip to the dwarf planets. Edited June 30, 2024 by Iapetus7342 Benjamin says: New page! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 30, 2024 Share Posted June 30, 2024 Granted: The 7 dwarves show you the planets they made from paper mache. I wish for a tribiplane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadeOfMaar Posted June 30, 2024 Share Posted June 30, 2024 Granted. You get the Stratolaunch™ plane but it is a triplane and now it cannot even lift because it's either too heavy due to the wings or the impractically large prop engines will get you nowhere fast. I wish for an e-bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted June 30, 2024 Share Posted June 30, 2024 Enjoy your virtual bike. I wish to discover a lost episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 1, 2024 Share Posted July 1, 2024 Granted: You discover the very last LOST episode and it puts you off seeing the entire series. I wish for wisdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 1, 2024 Share Posted July 1, 2024 Granted. You get wishdom. I wish for the fleas mass extinction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted July 1, 2024 Share Posted July 1, 2024 Somehow, cows become dependent on fleas mere moments before the fleas vanish. An important industry collapses and earth suffers. I wish i had my own rocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 Granted: You get a bottle rocket. I wish I wasn't tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 Granted. The forum is down, we have additional time to rest. I wish the forum stayed at least as a frozen repository of information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 Granted: It is frozen in a block of ice and stored at the North Pole. I wish for whimsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 You get extreme detail prudence. i wish to not be on earth its bugged, its broken. 053807022024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 Not granted. Its bugged, but it's debugged. Another Earth can't even start. I wish for a world debugger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 Faulty programming leads it to consider intelligent life to be a bug, and removes it. You can only guess what happens next. I wish for better programming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 Granted. Now you are programming with music, flowers, ice-cream, and soap bubbles around. I wish to see++. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 (edited) A new dwarf planet is discovered and named 699994 ++, set to fly close to Earth in a few months. The day rolls around and you get to see it! Right before it dissolves in Earth's Roche Limit, sending a cascade of deadly asteroids, with you somehow being the only human casualty. I wish Earth had a ring system. Edited July 2, 2024 by Iapetus7342 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Granted. You get married. It is your choice. Spoiler Young you: I wish the Kerbals will survive the KSP-2 crysis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Granted: You get Kerbals riding Cockroaches. I wish to be insane so that the world makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 @kerbiloid they just cry i wish i could forget the ghost of almost forgotten forum users that left suddenly like a cold snap 04120703202 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Granted: You stop reacting to things you have chosen not to see. I wish that was true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 (edited) @AlamoVampire sorry but the ghost wont leave. It insists on trying to goad you. I wish i could not see ghosts of the gone 043007032024 Edited July 3, 2024 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Granted: same as before. I wish the next post to be by someone talking to themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 (edited) @AlamoVampire cant make em go away but you can toy with them. I wish for telepathy. 043607032024044707032024 Edited July 3, 2024 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 (edited) Granted: You get bad TV writing. I wish for a Western with Vampires in it. Edited July 3, 2024 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 @AlamoVampire granted. Enjoy pyromancy, cryomancy, technomancy, chronomany. i wish to make it stop hurting 044807032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Granted: I wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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