The Stanley Thread

[icantmakemodels]

under the trapdoor, there was an infinite room with a countably infinite number of doors.

"stanley entered the 93202983462837462039485723087th door."

[Spacetraindriver]

Inside he found a huma... OHH I thought you went through the 93212983462837th door! He found, a, a... Wait! Let me get the script lets see door # 922, 921, 920... You see if you listened to me we could of been to the next one by now... hmmm, Ahh! Here it is. He found a ker... bay? Ker... Bay l? WAIT!How do you spell it, k-e-r-b-a-l. hmm,Scott manly "Hullo and welcome to Kerbal Space Program 1.0!" Ohh WAIT! ok. Ahem. As Stanley Entered the door he found a kerbal inside.

[K3achas]

Stanley the proceeded to talk to the ... STANLEY! You weren't supposed to use the orphan resurrection rituals unless you entered door #694873569287654983726!

[PineCone]

*Narrator checks piece of paper* Oh, wait, no, you haven't used them. Sorry about that.

Stanley resumed his conversation with the kerbal.

[KerbMav]

The only word that the Kerbal said to Stanley though was "Launch!" after which he jumped, landed on his head and bounced out of a window, rising ever higher into the sky and out of sight.

Stanley prepared to follow the little guy.

[legoclone09]

Stanley follows the Kerbal into a SSTO.

[Spacetraindriver]

The SSTO fails and Stanley is now free falling above Russia.

[the_pazter]

he lands on something soft, the now dead kerbal. Brushes himself off and moves along through the Russian forest. 

[cubinator]

Stanley finds a Portal gun on the ground. He picks it up and keeps walking.

[KerbinW365]

Stanley finds some turret-No! Stanley! Don't go near the things!

[max_creative]

Stanly shoots the turret with a random RPG on the ground.

[Astrofox]

The Turret is destroyed by Stanley's Acts of Bravery! However, he soon realizes that he is only a few miles away from the Baikonour Kosmodrome.

[Spacetraindriver]

Stanley after waiting 7 months decides to walk towards said dome.

[kerbiloid]

Stepping on a mine, Stanley finds himself flying.

[Ultimate Steve]

While Stanley is flying through the apparently alien sky, he ponders the ultimate question: Why do forum threads from 2015 get nercoed so often? After that, Stanley sees a huge portal and may or may not be flying towards it.

[StupidAndy]

Stanley knows that portals are bad news, because they shove you into a new place you never heard about before, and places that might not have a good rating on the tourist websites, so Stanley uses his flight to fly away from the portal

[ThaZeus]

Narrator: Why must you be off track Stanley? There you are now falling straight down! And here have some Apeture Science Advanced Knee Replacments^TM

[ProtoJeb21]

Stanley decides to quickly spend his $20 on Aperture Science Leg Warmers. He finds himself falling through the portal into Dimension 46'/

(I hope someone knows what I'm talking about)

[StupidAndy]

GREETIGS MORTALS OF DIMENSION 46'/

as stanley falls in the portal he... wait, what is that? a triangle is wreaking this poor Oregon town! how rude! and now some baby with a wig is...oh! Stanley run!

Spoiler

yes person above me, i do know what you are talking about, and remember...

REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYEEEE!

 

[Kosmonaut]

Stanley, overwhelmed by exhaustion, decides to lay down and go to sleep

[kerbiloid]

Stanley is still going, trying to find a sleep.

Edited November 30, 2016 by kerbiloid

[TheEpicSquared]

Narrator: 

Stanley, you should find a bed and sleep.

[ProtoJeb21]

Stanley finds a couch to sit on...but it's made of living human skin!

(More of the same references)

[Kosmonaut]

Stanley is incredibly satisfied with this, and starts to tear at the skin for fun

[StupidAndy]

but then, as Stanley is tearing at the skin, two people come over, they look like twins, and one is shouting at the other, and apparently, he's named Stanley too! good for you Stanley! make new freinds! make new partnerships! make new... wait! there seems to be some sort of head, with only a giant arm...and he's asking to eat you! run Stanleys run!

4 hours ago, ProtoJeb21 said:

(More of the same references)

its nice to meet another Gravity Falls fan...