Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

[StrandedonEarth]

So this dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

[Superfluous J]

Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

Oh, all those endless nights I spent arguing with my dyslexic friend about the true nature of Dog.

[Ethanadams]

Please don't take offense from this

ground control is so stupid that they couldn't hit the earth with a rocket (get it?)

[Dman979]

Pyromaniacs of the world, ignite!

[WinkAllKerb'']

gnagnagna

Replay spoiler ahead or mode lite alike on

Badum tshh ; )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[UnionPacific1983WP]

My vacuum cleaner is terrible. It really sucks.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Dman979]

How many authors does it take to change a lightbulb?

10. One to change the bulb, and the rest to say "I could have done that!"

[K3achas]

How many KSP players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but no matter how many you have you'll still need to wait a couple of days for when the hypetrain passes.

[AletzN1]

What do you call a Chinese Multi-Billionaire?

...

Cha-ching

[Columbia]

You want bad jokes? I have a collection of those:

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

The bartender says: For you, free of charge.

For a pessimist, the glass is half empty.

For an optimist, the glass is half full.

For an engineer, it's twice the size required.

Q: If you crash a dive bomber, what's the last thing that flies through your head?

A: Your rudder.

Q: What's the purpose of a propeller in a plane?

A: To keep pilot cool. When it stop spinning, the pilot will start sweating...

Q: Do you know what NASA means?

A: Need Another Seven Astronauts.

Don't envy the birds. You can buy a plane and fly - and you most likely won't get sucked into a jet engine.

Aviatic definitions:

Glide range - the distance to the nearest equipped airport minus 10 miles.

Engine failure - the event when your fuel tanks get mysteriously filled with air.

Artificial horizon - the instrument that makes you fly in the ground when you fly in goo.

Goo - A mist so dense (in cockpit or outside) that makes it impossible to see the runway until you are flying over it.

Dead Reckoning - Reckon correctly or you'll be dead.

Cone of uncertainty - an area about 20 miles from the runway ILS beacon that is not on any map.

ILS - The system that crashes the plane instead of you!

Death - Nature's way of telling you "Watch your airspeed."

ASL - The reason why your altimeter reads "1600" when you crash into that mountain.

Throttle - The black stick that needs to be always as far from you as possible.

Good landing - The landing you can walk away from.

Great landing - the landing after which you can reuse the aircraft.

Stall - When you want to go up so badly that you go down.

747 - The big fat scary thing behind you in the landing queue.

Runway - a strip of tarmac that is trying to dodge you as you approach.

I Can come with more, but I'd need a TLDR if I did.

I can't stand this, this is hilarious

Jet Engine: A huge, lethal, thrust generating cylinder.

McDonnell Douglas DC-10: An unfortunate victim of disaster.

Boeing 787: A thing that makes you envious of the passengers.

Airbus Beluga: Proof that you don't need streamlined structures.

Flight delays: Yay, more time for plane spotting!

Bounced Landing: Newton is nasty towards landing gear.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Well, I was gonna post a joke about Micheal Winslow, but it just doesn't sound right. [Let that one sink in]

[LN400]

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walks into a bar. The bartender asks "is this supposed to be a joke?".

[Xannari Ferrows]

What element did the ancient Egyptians worship?

Gods, here we go...

​Radium.

[justidutch]

How do you know the stage is level?

The banjo player drools out of booth sides of his mouth.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

The Stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak, but it was a little chewy.... lol.

[LN400]

I don't speak Dutch but I know a little German. He's sitting over there.

[Frybert]

I can row a boat. Canoe?

[Xannari Ferrows]

My left arm got cut off earlier. I'm alright through.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

Not the biggest Minecraft fan, but here's a joke about it anyways:

I was falling asleep when a big, green, and blocky face appeared outside my window. What a creeper, I thought.

[mythbusters844]

Here's a punny one:

Red rover, red rover, send Lunokhod 2 over!

[justidutch]

One of my favourites as a kid:

Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?

A: With a blue elephant gun, of course!!

Q: How do you shoot a white elephant?

A: No silly, not with a white elephant gun. You hold its nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with the blue elephant gun!

That was way before things became all politically correct and stuff. Shooting elephants… meh!

[KerbinW365]

I wish I could tell you the joke about the fan, but it blows.

[livefree75]

Didja hear the one about the guy who hit his head on the night sky?

He saw stars.

[WinkAllKerb'']

So i bought a lot of game between 0.2€ and 5€ ... now i m desperatly looking for some time to play them all in addition with KSP 1.04 ... babum tshhh (damn you steam sales damn you ...)

[Findthepin1]

Free time

badum tshhhh