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Cheese 3D

Everything is made of green cheese. 

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23 hours ago, Geonovast said:

I do believe that would make things way, way worse actually.

I love it.  Do it!

 

Apologies, I'm probably being a stupid-head right now, why's that?

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7 minutes ago, Spaceception said:

Apologies, I'm probably being a stupid-head right now, why's that?

Imagine what your relative orbital velocity would be to a planet that wasn't moving.

Transfer windows work because the planets are moving and you can minimize relative velocity and keep down the amount of dV needed to get there and to stop by leaving at the right time.

You'd need, what, 13 ~km/s dV just to get into Kerbin's orbit from the surface if the planet itself wasn't moving? (guessing here, I don't know the actual math.)

 

Further discussion would probably benefit from a separate thread where the people way smarter than me can discuss the actual physics instead of just guessin'.  :D

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A planet that isn't moving generates no gravity, and that means you don't have to worry about escape velocity, but the problem is, nothing will keep you nailed down on planet, so you cannot land by gravity

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No Need To Rotate:

Duplicates every part in the VAB and turns one of them upside down, so you can use that part instead of having to use the rotation tools or WASD.

 

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1 hour ago, ARS said:

A planet that isn't moving generates no gravity

eh?

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56 minutes ago, 0111narwhalz said:

eh?

As soon as you leave the SOI, you'd just fall straight into the sun.  

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Kerbol Space Program: The KSC is now on the sun. All planets are moved much closer to the sun (eg. Eeloo is still farthest from the sun, but is in a 50 km orbit.) All other planets are closer in.

Average kid at my school mod: random messages appear on screen, such as:

You are such a neek!

What kind of guns can you get in this game?

Where are all the dead zombies?

Then, after 15 minutes of playing, KSP is automatically uninstalled and Fortnite/Call of Duty/Grand Theft Auto is installed instead.

HD space freer mod: As soon as you open the game, KSP is uninstalled to save hard drive space, along with every other programme, file and document on your computer.

Scott Manley mod: The entire game is replaced with a giant picture of Scott Manley’s face, which occasionally says ‘Hellou, it’s Scott Manley here’, ‘Oh crap crap crap...NOOO!’ and ‘I’m Scott Manley, fly safe.’

 

 

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1 hour ago, DAL59 said:

As soon as you leave the SOI, you'd just fall straight into the sun.  

yes, but if the sun makes no gravity, go interstellar post leaving atmosphere, landing on mun would be LITERALLY impossible, if it's not moving

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Hollow World.

The space between the planets is solid, you are placed inside the hollow spheres called "planets", moving along their inner surface by rovers and planes.
Somewhere there are Mohole-type tunnels connecting the spheres.

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4th dimension space program

Infinite celestial bodies in their trajectories, seemingly one with the others, literally untouchable, timewarp is useless (reason : 4th dimension is past, present and future as a unison)

4th dimension parts

Only work with 4th dimension space program and makes infinite parts in it's trajectories, can touch 4th dimensional planets

 

 

So Stupid

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On 2/24/2018 at 1:58 AM, ARS said:

A planet that isn't moving generates no gravity, and that means you don't have to worry about escape velocity, but the problem is, nothing will keep you nailed down on planet, so you cannot land by gravity

No, it's even worse, planets will be like useless decorations that will fly to infinite without gravity, if kerbol makes no gravity, even ion engine in a 10k tons will take you to escape trajectory from tylo, atmosphere wont exist though, and no gravity = INFINITE TWR (geeASL = 0, 0 × mass = 0)

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Pogo stick.

If your craft crashed, you can return to KSC twice faster.

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Kerbal Screamer. 

All Kerbals without the BadS tag, and which are terrified right now will generate an annoying AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! noise indefinitely , or at least until they stop.

Terminate Mission.

If installed and enabled, will blow up your vessel at random intervals.

 

Krakens Reviver

 

Brings back all KSKs (Kerbal Space Krakens) documented on the KSPwiki. Also has an extra option in the settings: Kraken Generator Plus, which will make up Krakens and throw them at your ship.

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Spore Sea Monster.

Places a Sea Monster from Spore

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between KSC and the Runway Island.

It swallows any craft trying to cross the deep water.

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