Kernel Kraken Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 1 minute ago, kerbiloid said: Actually I meant the way of evolution. It was not related to @adsii1970's. Eeh, it killed two birds with one train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Just now, Kernel Kraken said: Eeh, it killed two birds with one train. And a lot of them in between. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 (edited) On 10/18/2018 at 4:25 AM, CharmSado said: I have never thought of it before now. I have not even heard about 'bird milk'. That must have been the reason why I have never thought of it even though I did elementary biology in the college. Maybe because birds don't produce milk? Edited October 19, 2018 by cubinator This is getting out of hand. Now there are three of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Birds don't produce milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 24 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Birds don't produce milk? Having breasts, producing milk to feed young is a property solely held by mammals - hence the name. Birds are dinosaurs, not mammals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 So, that's why dinos are extinct... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razark Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 (edited) 8 hours ago, cubinator said: Maybe because birds don't produce milk? Maybe because birds don't produce milk? Maybe because birds don't produce milk? I'm not sure what you're saying here. Do birds produce milk? Complaint: I'm tired. I'm drunk. I need to get up for work in five hours. I can't sleep. Edited October 19, 2018 by razark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p1t1o Posted October 19, 2018 Author Share Posted October 19, 2018 Well this thread has gone full circle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Technically this IS the dark side of the Moon, because the Earth-facing side is where all those dark spots are. The brightness of the Moon is greater on the far side, because it's a lighter shade of gray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 On 10/19/2018 at 3:04 AM, razark said: Do birds produce milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 If the VAB at Kennedy Space Center has a PA system, you could play the default KSP music through it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 No major celestial bodies starting with "K-" in this solar system. Just the Kuiper belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 32 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: No major celestial bodies starting with "K-" in this solar system. Kerberos is hurt that you do not consider it a major celestial body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, 0111narwhalz said: Kerberos is hurt that you do not consider it a major celestial body. A 12 km piece of rock near Pluto looks like their late and puny excuses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adstri Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 If kerbals all have the same last name they must be related, therefor being pretty inbred. What if they were humans that landed on a strange planet in a system that ways just like our own. They decided to colonize and and you know, stuff happens. tldr; Kerbals are just extremely inbred humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 And every second is Jeb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 On 10/29/2018 at 11:34 AM, cubinator said: If the VAB at Kennedy Space Center has a PA system, you could play the default KSP music through it. Hey, you guys know how Kevin Mitnick does security consultation for companies (hacking in to them and telling them not to be hacked)? We could get him to do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 And do the voice announcements with default Kerbal voice. Level 2. In Kerbal language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 (edited) The Walking Dead, s09e04, At last the main hero Rick Grimes is caught, impaled on a rebar, with nobody around. Two crowds of zombies are walking to him from two sides, and on the end of the episode there is just several meters left. This inspires and gives the hope. Pliz, zombiez, finish this hysterical idiot wasting everybody's brains with delusive hallucinations and losing everything what he leads! If somebody's brains were not eaten by zombies, the Rick screws them instead. (And what a moron would pick up the first colonists' carriage from a museum when there are thousands of farms around, with agricultural technics.) But probably as always this jerk will get away. Maybe two zombie crowds will fight each other for the right to bump him off. A weak light of hope is that the actor hasn't prolonged the contract, so probably this character will not survive this season. On another hand, afaik Maggy's actress hasn't done it, too. What makes other characters useless in turn. So, I hope the garbage queen (Pollyanna McIntosh's character) will sell all this biotrash to her helicopter flying contractors whoever they are. Spoiler Edited November 2, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Thought: John Insprucker doing sports commentary. "We have confirmation of a completely norminal field goal following a successful deployment of the football..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlas2342 Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Pregnant swimmer = Human submarine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSEP Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 11 minutes ago, Atlas2342 said: Pregnant swimmer = Human submarine Whenever i read a shower thought like this, Land Down Under by Men at Work randomly starts playing in my head and i don't know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 We're a lot like bananas. Just like how they first grow from the tree and then mature on their own, we're first grown by our parents and then mature on our own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 When Wilhelm Tell's son got him by social networking instead of study, Tell put his Apple onto the student's head and shot it with arrow. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p1t1o Posted November 7, 2018 Author Share Posted November 7, 2018 9 hours ago, Aperture Science said: We're a lot like bananas. Just like how they first grow from the tree and then mature on their own, we're first grown by our parents and then mature on our own. FunFactTM: Humans share 50% of their DNA with bananas. For real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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