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Granted, but it's a Note 7.

I wish I could understand Math(s) better.

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Granted, you now understand the word "math" or "maths (plural)" dictionary definition perfectly!

I wish my youtube channel would suddenly have 999,999,999 subs right now (or as soon as someone comes around to granting it)

*Shameless pro... nah I won't

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Granted. 999.999.999 subtitles are created for your channel. Youtube hangs trying to show it..

I wish for mathx.

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Granted, you now have unlimited access to that picture

I wish my brother would stop begging me for my computer (his was taken away)

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granted, he gets the most powerful computer in the world

I wish for summer vacation to last forever

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Granted, your family's roadtrip now lasts forever. Enjoy the rest of your life in the backseat of the compact!

I wish that wishing something in real life would actually make it come true

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Granted. Now you are afraid to get out of home.

I wish only good people's wishes were mentioned in the previous post.

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Granted, but it's not your idea of "good."

I wish for quantum morality.

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Granted, but the wish granting beings didn't understand your request, so have a taco.

I wish I had a good microphone on my computer.

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1 minute ago, UnionPacific1983WP said:

so have a taco

You call that a corruption? :D

Granted, but Big Brother is always listening.

I wish for moar monitors.

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Posted (edited)

Granted, but now ...

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I which I could quicksafe in real life.
 
Edited by Physics Student

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Granted you can now doge bullets quickly (quick safe) 

i wish for Kristina Pimenova to come to England and I would pay for the flight if needed :D 

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13 minutes ago, kerbinorbiter said:

i wish for Kristina Pimenova to come to England and I would pay for the flight if needed

Will be granted soon, when she will start playing KSP, read the forum and get tired of your personal hyping.
She will be ready to do anything just to make you to leave her alone.

Btw... Maybe you should write to her and suggest to play KSP? Maybe she just doesn't know about it.

 

18 minutes ago, Physics Student said:

I which I could quicksafe in real life.

Granted, but you occasionally overwrite your quicksafe being in danger.

 

I wish Ancient Egyptians had not only Minecraft installed.

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Granted. They would've had Paper Minecraft too!

Spoiler

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i wish for immorality.

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Granted. IDDQD

I wish Duke Nukem 3d were real 3d.

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Granted, but he teleports out of the television into real life as a villain

I wish this comment chain continues without dying out for 8 days again :P

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Granted but the only messages allowed are blank spaces.

I wish for an undesirable wish.

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Granted. You now type only filled spaces.

I wish I had read Overfloater's wish with more attention.
Then I would realize that he's wishing for immorality, not immortality.
But... bad luck for him. Still IDDQD.

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Granted, you decide to spend a hundred years carefully scrutinizing his wish, and you accidentally die of dehydration in the process.

I wish for the power to make the music at stores and malls play high quality rips instead of what is normally playing.

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Granted. They are high by low standards.

I wish I could dominate the Forum Games section.

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Granted. You could.

I wish the previous poster's picture train could leave KSC.

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:o YOU DID NOT WISH!

ASSEMBLE THE TORCHES! GATHER THE PITCHFORKS! GO! ATTACK!!!!!! ATTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish that nobody else forgets to wish.

 

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