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26 minutes ago, Lewie said:

Granted. Canada has taken over the world.

I wish for a Tesla

Granted. It's yours for free, but the battery is separate, and the same price as the car.

I wish for............omnipotence. 

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you have become a human magnet with a force equal to 1 T (one tesla, tesla is a unit for magnetic fields, the name of the car came from that), and now you are stuck with ( :D )magnetic objects for the rest of your live. (1 T is a too strong attraction force to pull away by hand).

 

i wish for 1 million subscribers on my youtube

well, we have a problem. we both reacted at the same time... who's reaction do we continue with?

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2 minutes ago, minerbat said:

well, we have a problem. we both reacted at the same time... who's reaction do we continue with?

Not really important.....as long as I am granted omnipotence. ;)

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24 minutes ago, STORMPILOTkerbalkind said:

I wish that Star Wars movie IX was better.

Granted. It is now better, but completely unrecognizable as Star Wars.

24 minutes ago, GDJ said:

granted omnipotence

Granted. There is now infinite chemical potential energy in your body, and you explode taking out the universe with you.

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granted, the gravity of the real moon destabilizes the second one and it comes crashing down

 

i wish the iss will never be deorbited and just upgraded with new modules forever.

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Granted, you get less schoolwork this week. The next week you get buried in assignments.

I wish for a backup copy of my aerospike model. (See the "Let's make this the Megathread!" thread to see what I'm talking about)

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7 minutes ago, STORMPILOTkerbalkind said:

KSP’s two DLC’s to be free

Granted. Making History and Breaking Ground are now free, but the good stuff (robotics, the mission builder, propellers) is shifted to a third DLC, Making Ground, that costs the same as the base game.

I wish for a new phone (but still keeping my old one)

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Granted. It’s a leapfrog phone for 2 year olds. Oh, and a frog breaks into your house and eats your old phone.

I wish I could successfully reaclumate myself to the baffling reality of conscious experience.

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3 hours ago, STORMPILOTkerbalkind said:

I wish I could successfully reaclumate myself to the baffling reality of conscious experience.

sorry, i don't know what you mean with that. english is not my native language. someone else will have to grant you that wish.

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4 hours ago, STORMPILOTkerbalkind said:

I wish I could successfully reaclumate myself to the baffling reality of conscious experience.

Granted. You really realize that what you were seeing is the real reality.

I wish the horrible 1 mm  thick snow cover outside melts.

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Granted, you have opened your eyes and seen real life.

I wish for some kebabs.

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Partially granted.
You come to the diner and ask for "Kebab, please."...
... and hear in response: "If you just could know, KSP fans, how have you gotten me with all these K-words! Can't you please call it without K, a cebab".

I wish for Koca-Kola.

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Granted but you are physically incapable of drinking it. 
 

I have 2 wishes, one is a real wish so that it enters the universe at large, the second one is for the game. Please only corrupt wish 2 as wish 1 is a serious real world wish.

1. I have not had power at my house for 90 minutes now, its the 4th power failure tonight. It is currently 10 degrees F with a real feel of 1 degree F and the wind is blowing. I wish my cities power company would hurry up and restore power. Power went down around 0423 and as I type its 0551.

The next wish is for the thread.

2. I wish for stronger joints on rockets.

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14 minutes ago, AlamoVampire said:

I wish for stronger joints on rockets

This requires greater energy for manufacturing.  Granted.

Now the sun shines 24 hours a day in your country and the wind speed never diminishes below 32 km/h.  The tides have also picked up, so there is some risk of flooding in the lowlands.

Now you have all the electricity you need.

Oh yeah, I wish I could be 2 microns tall in order to do as I please and escape attention.

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