roboslacker

Okay, here's a book of forbidden knowledge. I want a space probe

Here's my submission, the WWTY SRR It weighs in at 1116 kilos. And just for laughs:

Today, I learned that Kerbals can't survive re-entry coming from the mun.

You have the sudden urge to quicksave. BTW, this actually happened to me once when I was driving on the freeway.

Dunwich

I forget, who owned the Dolores Air Force Station again?

Wow, your funds sure took a hit there. Is the Brotherhood still on?

Okay, your soup will take you out to dinner, and then a moonlit stroll along the beach. Waiter, my soup... it burns! It hurts so much. Please, take this soup away from me.

We need to get some fight music in here. Roller Mobster's a pretty good fight tune.

Warsaw

When do you expect to send kerbals to Olei?

Nanking

Hey, can I get in on that? Waiter, my soup is stuck in a time loop.

KSP is unrealistic, everybody knows spaceships are supposed to have the engines always on.

Gibraltar

Things are getting weird

The next passage is from the constitution; Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons.2 The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by Law direct. The Number of Representatives shall not exceed onefor every thirty Thousand, but each State shall have at Least one Representative; and until such enumeration shall be made, the State of New Hampshire shall be entitled to chuse three, Massachusetts eight, Rhode-Island and Providence Plantations one, Connecticut five, New-York six, New Jersey four, Pennsylvania eight, Delaware one, Maryland six, Virginia ten, North Carolinafive, South Carolina five, and Georgia three.

I use bear tranquilizer and a dentist. While he's under, the dentist replaces the steel teeth with regular false teeth.

I got mine when I was trying to think of a name for my informal email account. I use the same username for my steam account, my metrocop account, and my wikidot account.

Why does doctor who fly around in a telephone booth?

You Fool! That was an illusion! I beat you over the head with the drill.

Kerbin is the 2 dimensional representation of a hypercube

You Fool! I had predicted you would do that, and backed up the persistence. Backups upon backups. Next poster, I use non-cordless hand drill

WWYT Floater (turbofan) This plane by WWYT inovators is intended for use as a private jet. It can seat a maximum of 24 kerbals, or you can remove some of the seats in favor of a luxury cabin. It costs 31,792,000 funds, and goes 200m/s. It can fly 450km with a quarter of the fuel, so expect ranges around of 1800km

I deathstar the earth.