Kernel Kraken

You'd better like it, you're not getting any better, 'cause you're.... STRANDED ON EARTH! I apologise for that pun. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.

If you made this for the purpose of being funny, then I applaud you. But if someone actual made this and believed it, please link me to the page you found it on. I want to try to use my android device to track their IP (without having to Jailbreak it) and hunt them down. Or not. I am very opinionated. I really need to calm down about this, for me it's more sensitive of a topic than the EULA or Roblox or Gun Control.

Why, I have never seen such a (Alexa, what's a synonym for sarcastic?) Contemptuous post aimed at my (what's a synonym for obviously?) Obviously extremely elevated intelligence. I personally take utmost (it said that was a synonym of extreme) offense to that... slanderous post of yours. Jk, thanks for introducing my to that series. Good day to you, fine sir! Jeez, it took me like 20 minutes to write that post after looking up synonyms... What am I doing with my life.

Like apple claiming they 2017 ipad pro is a super computer that fits in a back pack... Their slogan is: Super. Computer Reimagined. Their marketing is perfect, selling the crappiest products for insane sums of money while claiming to have invented things that Android phones have had for years. You still have to Jailbreak an apple phone to edit files, hack stuff, (not that I would know, wink wink) or customize anything but the look. The only thing Android locks you out of are the BIOS menues and the Operating system's source code, both of which can be accessed by rooting, which can be done in less than five minutes... (Great, you got me to rant about Apple. That's 5 minutes I'll never get back, lol.) NOT TO MENTION THE IDIOTIC FANBOYS WHO -(oops, fangirls too) buy every Apple product right when it comes out, and even have the balls (or not balls) no claim that their products are the most powerful in the world! The phone I am typing this on has an octo- core snapdragon processor running at 1.4 gigahertz (which I will overclock after I root my phone), 2 gigabytes of ram and a 6 inch, 2160x 1080p IPS display, and Android Oreo. Sure it's not as powerful as an iPhone X, but once I overclock it, it'll easily be double the power. This phone cost 130 dollars. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.zteusa.com/blade-z-max&ved=2ahUKEwjK9J2rpM_aAhUFJKwKHVIpCYsQFjABegQIARAB&usg=AOvVaw3hf-U7P0TYnJHqzUgL6OVm I seriously recommend it, I've had this phone since October and its never had any problems. I was so heckin' PO'd while I was writing that that my adrenaline instincts kicked in.... Holy crap. EDIT: oops, I said heck. I better hope @Dman979 dosen't see this! (Lol, he sent me a message about saying heck earlier. Just a prank bro)

Huh, what a coincidence! I was referencing that! Heh heh.

Well... I got a Supersonic bomber working. It carries 12 Mk82s... And 8 50 Cal turrets for CIWS. Heh...

I'm naming my next DnD character Jebediah. Why not make the character's out of tinfoil?

Kablam! Haha!

Rejected, ya reject! @Kernel Kraken!

Wanna become an "Admin"? Ask a moderator! If that don't work, slander them and tell everyone how horrible the mods are for not making you a mod even though they probably don't have that power! Heck.

HIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS!

Roblox came out in 2006 and the concept was made in 1998. Minecraft started development in 2009 and was released in 1.0 in (I believe) 2012. I like both games but seriously people, get your facts strait. This is why I can't stand fanboys or haters, they both never do any research and go with what they 'think' is true... Also the Roblox is a cruddy Legos thing: Roblox is a free Lego set with no limitations to what peices you can use that anyone can access.

I kinda wish that the mods wouldn't censor 'Personal Attack/ Insult' posts aimed at me. My favourite thing about the internet is dealing with 'haters'. Not by returning insults, but with blatant sarcasm and/ or killing them with kindness. It works so well in real life that I've only ever gotten in one fight (that I subsequently lost, but whatever). Like a 'Oh, BooHoo! Someone on the internet dosen't love me!' kind of thing. Just my two cents, I'm surprised I don't get much flak on the interwebs anymore considering my less orthodoxed political views on hot topics like gun control or something else, like how Roblox is a good game and not a Minecraft ripoff.

The triplane has a Wheasley mounted on the front, so it's automatically set to be reversed. I forgot to set an action group for the "OH $%^# THE WINGS FELL OFF AND WE'RE PLUMMETING INTO A VOLCANO AT FOUR THOUSAND MILES PER HOUR!" brakes.

It's not very cheap, but I think when I get home I'll put it here. Two Juno's for fuel efficiency, and it's a biplane... Ill call it the B-40-24 (Biplane, 40 passengers, takeoff speed- sub 24 meters per second). I also made a small personal transport triplane, say, for getting a pilot to the airport. It's also very, very maneuverable... So it could be used for publicity stunts. The extended range variant can also make it to the Antarctic: but I forgot to set thrust reversers to action groups. Jeb is now stranded.

Holy mother of Jebediah Kerman what is that... T... That... Thing?

You too, bud.

10/10, you could be a toddler trying to eat stuff. I for one am not a robot.

Change December to May, this'll take a while to perfect, taking into account procrastination and my general Idiocracy (I hope I used that word right) at using boyant parts... My pontoon boat just sinks to the hull and rolls several times. Buy hey, 'tis but a scratch in my plans... To take over KERBIN! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I can technically live without the internet, I can understand what fidget spinner are meant to do (and they fail at their only objective) and I despise every new Call of Duty. And Fortnite sucks. I am too lazy to build my own PC, and fried my last one after opening up. I understand that Apple sells mediocre products for astronomical sums of money. If the rest of the people in my grade think they have a 'thick skin', I have a full body suit of AR550 Armor plating. I think I stand out a bit among Generation Fortniters... (My name for generation Z.)

But you could pronounce 'fun' like 'foon'... Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

'Mun' (rhymes with 'fun') when I'm discussing it with someone with KSP experience, and 'Mun' (Rhymes with 'Moon') when I'm not as to not weird people out.

No one's stopping you from saying 'Call of Duty' bro. Really though, the guys making CoD ruined it years ago.

Black Widow sounds cool, hourglass shaped wings and all. It looks ominous too.