cookieeeee...
I love my cookie....
I have my cookieeee...
nom nom....
still have some of my cookieeee....
nom...
yummy...
my cookie...
cookieee...
mommy might make more...
but i still love me cookieeee...
...
I'd teach it to be a vegitarian, then supply it with Alterno Kerbin's endless supply of bioluminescent moss.
See: Project Odyssey by Bob Fitch @Felbourn to you.
OOoooooh... I TOTALLY LOVE THAT IDEA!!!!!!!!
(and if it was on YouTube, after the dramatic reveal there would be a random explosion, completely ruining the drama, and distracting every Kerbal who heard it.)