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I don't like exams. I mean, I like TAKING them, they're so easy and fun, but I hate REVISING for them. I mean, why would anyone want to sit there for hours and hours trying in vain to stuff knowledge in your brain when you could just read the books a few times, and relax? I've tried it, and it works wonders.

Hi guys! I might just share something about my pets. When I was younger, my parents got me two turtles about the size of an average coin. They're still healthy and going strong. They're now about the size of half of my palm. Yup, it's been 8 years! I also got some other turtles, two that I gave to my cousin, and two that are still healthy and at a reproductive age. All the turtles I got are still healthy, with the exception of one which died, which I replaced with another. Some people think it's hard to have turtles. I disagree in the same way I disagree to docking being hard.

What would be REALLY cool, is if you could mine the explodium from Eve as a propellant. I read from the Wiki page that the closest real-world liquid to explodium is hydrogen peroxide.

Let's hope this is the making of Gene/Wernher, and not that of the Acting Grand Kerbal. Also, Yay new chapter coming soon!

Darn it! Well, it's youtube, it's ksp, it's funny, then it's Danny 2462.

Danny 2462. Tell me I nailed it.

1. Docking is easy. Did my first one in a few minutes. (That might be attributed to practicing with advanced grabbing units on asteroids first.) 2. When in doubt, tutorial. You get all you would ever need to know in one-stop shop. 3. Learn the Navball. Use SAS if in doubt. 4. When roving, rove slow. 3x timewarp never hurts. 10m/s is pretty stable. Even the worst stock rovers won't flip. 5. Mechjeb isn't cheating at times. I mean, trying to fly a plane to the opposite side of Kerbin is tedious. Set SmartASS to Pitch = 10 Yaw = 90 Roll = 0 and you can do something productive while you wait. 6. Know your orbital mechanics. It's not "aim for the Mun and fire 'till you get there". No, it doesn't work like that. Remember at all times that orbital mechanics is counterintuitive. It's not your average ballpark. 7. Sometimes, you need to mod-f5 instead of f5. I've had my landers get destroyed, with no turning back, because I started my braking burn too late and I could only "revert to last quicksave". 8. Have fun.

I'm not a coding genius, but maybe it'll help if you take a look at the debugging console.

Today, I played around with my new SCANsat. I finished biome and terrain maps of the Mun and Kerbin. Also, we had loads of spare time to kill at school, since the teacher said we could do anything we want. I showed my friends the launch procedure of some of my rockets. I showed them how to do satellite cartography, and how to drive rovers and stuff. I tried teaching them about orbital mechanics, but their brain overloaded and their FPS slowed down. Unfortunately, the laptop ran out of battery and so I'm stuck using the computer that doesn't run ksp. Too bad. (I don't have a charger. I left it at home, and I'm now at Gramp's.)

I use Hyperedit. There's your inedible... erm... something. Our chefs themselves don't know what they're cooking. I want an actual paper map of Kerbin. (I actually do)

I pour Mystery Goo all over it, rendering it inedible. Mystery Goo's cookie.

A zoomed-in view of Kerbin as seen from the Mun: This was during an Elcano on the Mun.

Code Kraken: Danny 2462 presence detected. Evacuate all Kerbals to Duna immediately.

Our chefs accidentally ignited it while cooking it. It is rocket fuel after all. I want an invitation to Jeb and Val's wedding.

Granted, but it's flight is shorter than the first flight of the Wright Brothers. I wish I'm Jeb. (I think I know where this is gonna go.)

I don't use that, because for some reason it always crashes my rover in a few minutes. So I'm still fine?

I actually just use it to keep a constant speed, so I don't have to hold the w key. :-P It doesn't say that in the rules though.

Nah, more like you think you're in IVA view.

What if you reach escape velocity because of a bump?

Your honour ribbon. 'Nuff said.

You know you've been playing too much ksp when you want to offset stuff when you're building something IRL. You know you've been playing too much ksp when you thought you saw the ball go through the net, and instantly think, "ksp physics?!" You know you've been playing too much ksp when you go in the woods, and think, "Where's my kerbnet connection?" You know when you've been playing too much ksp when you expect stuff to be destroyed part-by-part in a fiery explosion. You know you've been playing too much ksp when you call a car a "rover". You know you've been playing too much ksp when you try to walk into rocks. kYou know kyou've kbeen kplaying ktoo kmuch ksp kwhen kyou kstart kevery kword kwith a k.

Rats. Pun intended. Here are your tortoises. I want a cup of chocolate milkshake, garnished with ore from Gilly, and with Minmus marshmallows.

"We choose to drive around Eve. We choose to drive around Eve in this few months and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that challenge is one we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win." –John @Freshmeat Kennedy, 2018

Maybe because I'm a n00b at designing rovers. Oh, and because it's slower, I can just let Mechjeb do all the work, while I lounge off and post stuff like this.