Kerbal Productions

Banned for not being kung-fu'd

Unbanned for being ninja'd

Banned for not being part of the new page introduction people and the frappe people.

Banned for not being part of the late people.

Teeny weeny fire, burnt my bag of chips and it went away in 10 minutes. BUT NOT A HOUSE FIRE! TUBM never saw anything pink

How unoriginal

Use the invite link on the main post.

Stellar Adventures, it's not yet ready for a new update release, but let's wait!

I burn my Epstein drive right through your face

A Piece of Literature Arbitrarily Frozen I'm on the top of the page lookin' down on the people And the only thing that I can see Is the page that I've found, ever since we've been active Your post's put me at the top of the page!

Banned for being too early

Arrival! Some correction burns. I promise you, this has to be accurate. Spoiler: I was 95 km away from landing zone Separation, warp drive will autonomously go back to orbit. I could have just went on with this mission without the heat shield! There was barely any re-entry effects. Oh yeah, low gravity plus pretty thin atmosphere. Stupid me. Goodbye heatshield. You'll never be missed. Weeee, orange clouds. Pre-deployment of parachutes. Full deployment! What was that I had to go through few quicksaves to perfect this. Booms galore! I had to do stuff just to perfect this. Kraken wants me for dinner. Warp drive screenie. Going to the gas giant to temporarily stay until further instruction. Poof, vessel gone. Just kidding, it's just for the screenshots. Warp drive's alive. It'll go soon when something's ready.

Granted, it explains to you the problem that screams "your KSP is dead" I wish to finish my Tritae base

Let's give an applause!

Jebediah saw the whole forums change its font to Helvetica and Segoe UI

Why?! Omelettes must not be banished to the food menu! Therefore, you're banned

Granted, they post the worst wishes and yet, they don't even grant one! I wish to see my Valentine, if I had one

Three-ingredient physics: Liquid Flavour Whatever you want to put Waiter! Why is there a gravity formula here?

Send us a pic what shows up. There's a trillion reasons for that.

It's because our chef is having problems with last night's oysters. Waiter! Why is my soup spicier than your "friend"?

Granted, they join you instead for no reason I wish, they join no strangers

Having too much rep is cheatin'!

Work in your projects! Should we turn in our fake IDs to the cellophane?

Yep, since GooseGooseStop is operational. Should we go to Jool to never stay?