Maria Sirona

I strike at the hill with a sickle and a hammer. COMMUNISM Everybody's collectively owned hill

Wait no there's no lottery tickets on the planet and where this is going is honestly just sooo lame. Restart from this point!

Please act like this post does not exist. Continue on from the post before. Ididn't realize that there was another page and replied to @ColdJ

...was stuck in a storm. Summoning @AmateurAstronaut1969!

Thankfully, the at just the right time the crew of the Dream Come True wakes up because the hyoersleep system has no power! They quickly realize what is going on, throw the ants outta the airlock, and fix the spacecraft. (There's dozens of kilometers of wire in antproof containers!) With the engines still on, the spacecraft brakes. As they are just about the enter the planet's atmosphere, all crewmembers enter the ship's landers and use them as escape pods to land on the planet. The crew has survived, but they have nothing to return home with. They do however have a few spacecraft capable of going to orbit and even neighboring planets. What will they do?

ColdJ is too hot (HotJ! :D) and needs to cooldown. I'm here. Will @Ultimate Steve write something funny on the next post?

Leave? You must be joking. NO ONE LEAVES THE RESTAURANT. Waiter! My soup is floating above the table on its own without a bowl!

I release sleepy gas tm and it sedates evereyone to sleep. Then i with a gasmask remove your claim to the hill and insert my own. MY HILL

@Kerb24 not like this What is the best thing to drink?

Well i certainly put my thrusters carefully

As we all (should) know, the KSP docking ports act like magnets when in proximity of each other. This begs the question: could magnets be used IRL as a mechanism for docking ports?

Granted. Now everyone sees exactly what you see no matter where their eyes point at. I wish i had a plane i could guide with the power of my thought

I take my reverse-timer and reverse the planet to what it was like at the 7th post of this page of the thread. And since that post was mine, the hill is... MY HILL So basically we restart from this post of mine:

Oh what a coincidence that i'm the ESA astronaut as i'm from Finland which is an ESA member state

Don't rush it! I think we can all agree that we prefer a well-written story that is late rather than a poorly and shoddily made excuse for one that is on time.

A Saturn I? Seriously?

I take a few nukes and nuke down almost all of the ridge. Now the nukes have left only a hill left of the mountainous impact ridge. Ya said you own the ridge (that no longer exists), not a hill. MY HILL

Of course not, i meant the previous hill is still mine. I just destroyed ColdJ's hill so that it is not bigger than mine.

Every night as you are sleeping i dig a little bit off of your big hill (so that you won't notice it got smaller when ya wake up) and now it is just a tiny lump of dirt on the ground. MY HILL

Defenestrate which means throwing somebody out of a window

Heyy, do ya remember Maria Kerman the preferably engineer wanting to get to space? She's awaiting her mission eagerly! :}

The name of a country... That country is Spain. Remove the S or the a for the funniness

I show you the Distraction Dance from Henry Stickmin, and while you are busy being distracted i go to the hill and take it for myself. MY HILL

@SPEKTRE, i and Souptime have already commented! }:(

Huh? Who's that? Maybe i can substitute them. Whaddya think, is it @Souptime yet?