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Aerodynamic Kerbal

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  1. Dr. Bright Kerman was a weird child with bright dreams and a bright future. He wanted to beat the sea speed record. He was engineering all day, that's why he failed most of his classes. He got rejected from engineering school. So he made his own company to make boats and ships. He started out small and made a wooden boat. He stole some jet engines from the KSC, tested it out, reached 200m/s, but he crashed and was in a coma for a week. He broke the record. However that was not enough for him. He continued making "boats". 300m/s. 400m/s. 500m/s. All conquered. Yet not enough. Until he made a craft to go 600m/s. He reached 550 when he got surrounded by a storm. He hit the emergency brakes and flew out of the front window. He managed to survive but the next thing he saw was Cthulhu. Ok lets just get to the endz he got died. Fin. Aero Kerman: Reviving a dead thread
  2. The Roman Empire is obliterated by cool barbarians that drive motorcycles and listen to metal all day
  3. When you write a craft name on the Name: part of your exam
  4. Banned for (most probably) snoring loudly
  5. Yes, our chef's name is Shrimp Do cats walk on catwalks?
  6. 36 Starships at Starbase, 36 Starships. Take one out, scrap it for no reason 35 Starships at Starbase
  7. Floor 4058: A mine, full of metal, that is used for cans We could extract the ore in the mine with pickaxes, but ok...
  8. 38 cheese in cans, 38 cheeses. Take some cheese, throw the can away, 37 cheeses in cans.
  9. Floor 4056: An employment center to employ employees for the cheese factory, can factories and the "factory" that supplies ore and equipment. That's called a mine
  10. Floor 4054: A factory that makes the metal needed for all the cans
  11. No, they do. Why do cows produce milk? (Ask a stupid question)
  12. There is but it's in the Sun's shadow so we can't see it Why are other planets spheres, but the Earth is flat?
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