Second Hand Rocket Science

Haven't watched MacGyver. So just googled "macgyver villain" and then copy+pasted an image of him

Sulfuric acid. I'll be fine until I 1. Spill it on my feet (IT BURRRRNSSS! AHH! AHH! AH! OHH! EEH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!) 2. Run out of liquid 3. Drop it on any leaves (OH GOD! FIRE! FIRE! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!)

Eggs. How do I buy a frog? (Not for watching Shrek)

every time you launch a grenade, a random molecule in your body will randomly mutate. this means you might have no side effects or suddenly have seven tongues and three point seven toes.

"Small jpeg anime girls aren't legally allowed to own GAU-8 autocannons! Right?" BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT A child sits on a high wall between a path and the sea.

Granted. All of the crane parts are Kitachi branded. I wish that it was easier to make KSP mods without losing 99% of your sanity and having 17,590,120,312 brain cells go on annual leave.

Fatter cats.

My acorn lulls you into a false sense of security, with you imagining that a non-sentient object could never fight a Pyro. It rolls onto your shoe and I use a leafblower to blow it up your trouser leg. It eventually reaches your mouth inside your gas mask and the acorn is sucked into your throat by your breathing. It blocks your windpipe and you choke. Ded.

You forget that you turned off the feature that lets you use stock craft. Mission to the edge of the universe, via escape from Kerbol orbit.

Granted. It's Lego now. Try applying thermal paste to a 2 x 3 x 2 plastic brick... I wish that Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond presented Top Gear still.

"L-11 gun" I'll be fine until my 76.2mm gun fires it's first shot. How am I supposed to reload a tank main gun without the tank?!

76.2 mm L-11 cannon commonly fitted on KV-1 (L-11) and 1940s era T-34 Soviet tanks. My 7.6cm solid shot rounds shall cause your puny Western sniper rifle to simply cease to exist.

*inhales* B O N K

nearby the local

True. TUBM is a certified Dres denier.

Do not upshift in a Kliment Voroshilov - 2 Russian Heavy Tank armed with a 76.2 millimeter L-11 cannon. The transmission will leave the chat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. The R3-T20-FAHS is balanced, and the ZSU-4-2 is too!

Commenting on a 6 year topic... this could compete with Raptor's Craft Catalog. If you uploaded em' to KerbalX and had some more detailed information and diagrams, you'll beat Raptor's easily (especially since Raptor's was locked at OP request).

Do not drive a Panzerkampfwagen III Ausführung F German medium tank armed with a 5 cm KwK cannon off a cliff.

Dres.

Phosgene.

Jeb saw that ColdJ is either dedicated or clinically insane.

False. I really can't be bothered. TUBM enjoys Fortunate Son.