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  1. TwoCalories
    Banned because that's the number of calories consumed by the average adult, not the number of calories in a human body (which I don't know, and don't want to know).
  2. TwoCalories
    Not here. @ColdJ.
  3. TwoCalories
    Banned because some random reason.
  4. TwoCalories
    *P 18
  5. TwoCalories
    Granted, you get 110708022023 oxygen molecules to breathe. Use them sparingly. I wish for a Gadget.
  6. TwoCalories
    P 18
  7. TwoCalories
    This is getting too chaotic. The KSC is supposed to be bringing Jeb back to work, not going to war. Jeb's friends are supposed to be stopping the KSC from bringing Jeb back to work. The assassins, wherever they are, are supposed to kill Jeb. And us at the CCC? We're supposed to stop the chaos, which we will do.
  8. TwoCalories
    We stopped whatever method you were using to destroy the CCC bases (bombs, missiles, uncontrolled SRBs, anything) so most are still intact. Jeb is now an enemy of the CCC. We sent CCC Special Ops to Earth and sniped Jeb.
  9. TwoCalories
    That is... correct, I guess. This time it will be the one above me, @Dunas Only Moon.
  10. TwoCalories
    Banned for KFC (Korean, not Kentucky).
  11. TwoCalories
    P 12 Keep it coming!
  12. TwoCalories
    CCC: We activate teleportation chips attached to Jeb, his friends, and the agent's belts. They're teleported back to the Kerbal-Verse... right into a CCC holding cell. Jeb and his friends are let free, while the KSC agents are being "interviewed" to find where the rogue KSC employees are now located.
  13. TwoCalories
    Granted, and they pollute Kerbin so much that the sky is no longer blue. I wish for a sci-fi themed Kerbal battleship.
  14. TwoCalories
    The CCC activated the teleportation chips but we forgot to close Minecraft on our computers... oops. Jeb and his friends are now stuck in Minecraft.
  15. TwoCalories
    Yes, that is our specialty: vacuum soup. Waiter, this is still stew, not soup!
  16. TwoCalories
    P 9
  17. TwoCalories
    The thing is that I have Parallax 2 with colliders on the scatter, so I wasn't sure if Bon Voyage would work for me.
  18. TwoCalories
    Wasabi isn't like chili; it's very spicy at first but goes away quite quickly. Waiter, this is stew, not soup!
  19. TwoCalories
    We managed to destroy some of the missiles launched by the KSC, but some bases were destroyed. Hundreds of thousands of Kerbals are killed. You've just declared war on the CCC. And by the way, the CCC is funded by the government (the US in my headcanon, but I don't know what you think), who also funds you. You've declared war against your own government. It's treason, then. An aircraft carrier and its escorts are on the water near the KSC. We launched three whole squadrons of F/A-18 Super Hornets and obliterated the KSC with air-to-ground missiles. (Also isn't the KSC supposed to be bringing Jeb home?) (Also aren't the KSC administrators still in prison for disobeying the CCC's "no weaponizing the KSC" thing?)
  20. TwoCalories
    Granted, but the load time is still 30 minutes. I wish NASA uses centrifuges on their Mars Transfer Vehicle to generate gravity.
  21. TwoCalories
    What... how? That's illegal.
  22. TwoCalories
    P 7
  23. TwoCalories
    Okay, here is a bowl of tortilla soup, on the house! Waiter, there's two tons of creamed corn in my soup.
  24. TwoCalories
    Granted. Low lander! A lander in KSP with the landing legs arranged so the lander is low to the ground, AKA land. I wish for an official NASA concept of a Lunar colony.
  25. TwoCalories
    Banned for prescribing medicine.
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