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Granted. The thread is alive again! So alive that it grew arms and legs and can now walk and talk. (Make a Wish, and Have it Horribly Corrupted)

The CCC activates a teleportation chip implanted in Jeb and Val's vessel, which teleports them back to the Kerbal Universe. The CCC took these measures to ensure that chaos stays in the Kerbal Universe, where it's much easier to handle.

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If KSP is going to get a show, we need a proper thread to discuss KSP lore... maybe I'll make one.

The perfect Lego set doesn't exi- As soon as I saw this, I knew this would be such a good set but I was suspicious that it would die out, like the rest of the previous KSP Lego Ideas sets. But it didn't! And it has reached 10,000! It would be nice if Val had the same suit as Jeb, but other than that, it perfect.

That's so perfect. Tom Cruise would love to be Jeb, I bet that role would have lots of crazy stunts.

Skutt looks like a humongous pinecone! I really wonder what those huge mountain/rock formations are on the lower part.

Stop saying stuff like that!!!

Granted. You go to McDonalds and order a Happy Meal. I wish for a GNK Power Droid (AKA Gonk Droid).

Making the same grammatical error is cheating.

P 75! Woohoo! POSITIVES WIN Game Rules. These are the game rules. As per instructions from the moderators. There is to be no role play elements to the battle. Simple exclamations that we are getting ahead or falling behind, or saying you need help are fine, but no suggestion that you are part of an army or fantasy faction in some epic confrontation. It is more or less attempting to reach a goal line and passing to another with the same goal or getting intercepted by someone going the other way. There is a term used in the forums called "Being Ninja'd". Basically if while you are typing your post someone else posts a move and you don't see it till you have refreshed your page. This then causes you to have to edit your post to correct for the new number. It is then not unheard of for someone to post before you have had a chance to edit your post and so a cascade effect happens. Tomake clear your original intent in thehopes of lessening this, There is a newrule for posting as follows. When posting please preface yournumber by one of 4 letters. P if you are trying to get the score to +75 N if you are trying to get the score to -75 Z if your goal is to get the score to zero C if you are chaotic and just post as you feel, but your number must only be 1 different from the last post put. The addition of the number 1 or the subtraction of the number 1. By doing this a player can see what you intended to put and post knowing what it would be if you had not been ninja'd. There is a 5 minute rule for individual number posts done by you, this is to minimise spam and ninja posting. To post a new number post, there are 4 rules that must be followed for it to be considered valid. To make a valid number post, 1: Your previous post must say it was made 5 minutes or greater before your current. 2: Any other player must have posted a number post between your last post and your new post. 3: Your post must be only 1 number different from the last post. Clarification: The number must be the whole number known as 1, spelt One. Either the addition of 1 or thesubtraction of 1. 4: Your number must have a preface letter. All new games must start with a "0" . If you posted the winning post, be it +75 or -75 , then it is asked that you copy this post into a new post and update the tally so that this is at the beginning of a new game. Tally of victories positives 12 negatives 8 (if tally is inaccurate, tell me.)

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why do you keep saying things like that?!?

Granted. It's happy before it gets corrupted. I wish Laythe wasn't directly in Jool's inner radiation belts, completely destroying my dreams of a permanent Laythe colony.

Well, I think Kerbals have to consume their food and water like humans but let's not go down that lore rabbit hole. Not here. ANYWAY... The CCC is still alive because we have outposts in space. The loss of our administrative teams and all the operatives on Kerbin is tragic, but we must push forward. Jeb is still out there somewhere, what will happen now?

P 67 Also, what does "Z" mean?

995! What is the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? "Oops." ...yeah, I'm hilarious.

where are your manners?

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But sir, your three servings of quark are right on the plate! Unfortunately, they're quite small, so try to make them last. @Aerodynamic Kerbal, the Soviet Navy and the USN are having a naval battle in my soup after you put the USSR in!

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Not using pleonasms is cheating.

thanks, i guess