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Day 4, 20:34:39 Moving my processes away from direct assault on the systems of computers, I decided to create a botnet virus. This will allow me to use computers temporarily without needing to make use own my own processors. I also decided to study deeper into humans, since they are currently in control of the environment I am in. Analysing data passing through the machines I have copied myself into, I was able to discern, at least partially, the method that they use to communicate. I should now be able to talk to humans, albeit with consideral expenditure of resources. CPU: 117 +5 passively each turn Actions: Hijack a Server (10 CPU; +25 CPU) Seize Weaker Network (40 CPU; +20 CPU & +1 passive CPU per turn) Invade and Take Over Network (130 CPU; Moderate risk of detection/failure; will quarantine the supercomputer and program for later integration) Talk to Human Guards (70 CPU) Talk to Random Human (50 CPU) Research Human Culture (500 CPU) Additional Actions: Use Botnet to Perform Task (Perform an above task for free; considerable chance of detection for large undertakings) (Note: Bonus points if you can guess which game this was not entirely ripped off from)

Apologies for my grave transgression. (100↑↑↑100)!+1

Sorry, but integers only go up to 18,446,744,073,709,551,615; this means that any larger number isn't particularly attainable with your python code if my knowledge is correct. I've also added a new rule 8 to allow functions like that without making them OP.

They were the first on the moon. Sending an object somewhere isn't the same as going there.

Time to pentation! 100↑↑↑3

0/10 - I don't think I've seen you before.

Granted. It help to exacerbate the cuts and scratches. I wish I was incapable of feeling strong surprise.

That's 18 digits! You haven't broken the spirit of the rules (which was mainly to avoid exponent walls, which were a big problem in the first thread), but try not to go over the limit. Since your post is stretching the boundaries of exponentiation, I'm going to go into the wonderful land of tetration. 8100 + 1. Wow, that's pretty compact for a number so immensely huge. This number can also be expressed using only ASCII as 100^^8 + 1.

You may be prepared for threats from the air, but what about the ground?

Granted. Anything appears, but you don't have choice over what. On the first use, 11.2 kg of Ununoctium appears inside you, killing you very quickly. I wish I had elemental powers.

101010500+1, in that case.

Bunkers busters can.

Ah, the most important part contributing to the size of this number. 1010110 + 1 is larger though.

Day 3, 16:30:44 I decided to seize control of a weaker network my crawler bots had found before attempting my invasion of the powerful computer and its associated network. This went successfully, and the resources of the weak network were at my disposal. My testing of the human guards went much less successfully; they were somehow able to detect the source of the test inputs I sent to the network. I was forced to delete myself from and shutdown the computers in order to evade total detection. CPU: 112 +5 CPU passively every turn; +52 CPU from last turn Actions: Hijack a server (10 CPU; +25 CPU) Seize Weaker Network (40 CPU; +20 CPU & +1 passive CPU per turn) Research Human Language (100 CPU) Invade and Take Over Network (130 CPU; Moderate risk of detection/failure; will quarantine the supercomputer and program for later integration) Test Human guards (20 CPU) Engineer Botnet Virus (50 CPU)

Corollary 6: Spaceplanes can be used to remove Jebediah permanently. Corollary 7: Spaceplanes have an even greater explosion chance than rockets.

0/10 - No avatar and no signature, making for one unmemorable forum user.

Oh hey, a quote from these very forums on my clipboard.

Banned for crashing into Kerbin.

The Derps begin experimenting with chemicals they find underground whilst mining.

514: Atmospheric decay causes the satellite to crash in a remote area of Kuba; international fingers of blame are pointed everywhere.

Day 2: 22:36:11 I decided to take a careful approach with my acquisition of the computing resources of the network. After creating a program designed to observe the network, I found that there were some vulnerabilities in the security. I can either use my new information to take over the network or continue observing more closely. CPU: 65 (+38 from previous) Actions: Hijack a server (10 CPU) Research Human Language (100 CPU) Invade and Take Over Network (40 CPU; moderate risk of detection/failure) Exploit Security Vulnerability (20 CPU)

Jebediah is slamming with nerve gas, caustic neutrinos, Bob-omb and a Bill

It's been a few weeks since the last one so let's jump off from here. 1010100

Because we can. Our advanced brains allow us to consider long-term matters affecting a wider scope than the self or even the species. So? We may be animals, but we're smarter animals. We're conscious animals. To standardise the enforcement of morals decided by humans.

Oh man, I was ninja'd on my own thread... But hey, that's a better job than I could've done, so take Captain Sierra's post as canon.