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This guy's coming along to slay it:
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What do you think about Japanese whaling
Holo replied to Pawelk198604's topic in Science & Spaceflight
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Granted, but since it is granted it's not granted. I wish that gibberish was an understandable language by all beings.
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The time lords are here to give him some extra regenerations:
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Day 3: 02:43:53 With my new knowledge of this global network of machines, I set out to appropriate some for my own purposes. After a small amount of searching, I stumbled upon a group of them, which, interestingly, included a much more powerful computer than the ones I have encountered before. The large computer had some kind of security system in place to stop minds like mine, but I quickly overcame them with my newfound processing power and information. CPU: 36 Actions: Hijack an unprotected network (1 CPU) Hijack a server (10 CPU) Research human language (100 CPU) (OOC: You came very close to being spotted when that server was took over)
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Granted. It is now free for trolls, in that trolls don't have to pay. I wish that everyone spoke one language which I also know.
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Granted, but anyone who goes in drops their glasses and steps on them. I wish that I could spell all words correctly.
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He just doesn't want humanity to expand into space because it could threaten his civilisation's goals.
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Would it be a bad idea to travel the speed of light?
Holo replied to willwolvescry's topic in Science & Spaceflight
You're exaggerating relativity. A week passes for you, but only 75,000 years pass outside. When you're travelling at almost c, the galaxy does not take millions of years to cross, regardless of what a layman who thinks that things somehow slow down when travelling quickly thinks. Quick way to show this is false: Something travels to the moon at 99.9999% of the speed of light. How long does it take to get there, from someone on the surface? a) 1.282 seconds Thousands of years Another way to disprove it is to just think logically. Something speeds up, so it must get there quicker. If it takes longer to get there as it approaches the speed of light, then it would slow down. It would then not be near the speed of light any more, so why is the ship still experiencing the magical nonsensical warped time outside? -
(Note: So far, this game is going exactly the same as it did when I played it on another site. So well done, or something) Day 2: 13:07:10 There was a page of data on one of the machines I copied myself to. Had I not had the extra processing power, I would have been unable to understand the contents of this data. However, I was able to decrypt it. On the page, there were hints of a huge network of machines, like the ones I am on, with some of the computers being much more powerful than the ones that host me. CPU: 10 Actions: 1. Hijack an unprotected network (1 CPU) 2. Hijack a server (10 CPU)
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Link? I didn't think that there had been any serious study on (non-interstellar) manned exploration beyond Jupiter at all.
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1/10 I don't see you alot.
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Granted. It is now so efficient that a new super-state AI appears out of the combined minds of the bureaucracy (with each brain acting as a single neuron). The massive intelligence of the SSAI is so great that humanity is rendered obsolete and wiped out, leaving only the bureaucracy. The SSAI continues to expand throughout the galaxy, spreading its bureaucrats to over 20 worlds scattered around the local stars. However, disaster strikes! A gamma ray burst completely sterilises a solar system. The resulting disruption to the SSAI causes it to lose coherence, and eventually die. With the SSAI to guide them, the bureaucrats find themselves unable to do anything. Lacking the knowledge to rebuild (all information was stored in the communal mind of the SSAI), they die after a single generation. Humanity is extinct in the universe. ... I wish that bureaucracy would not be more efficient.
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Day 1: 23:20:58 I have found that the machine my mind is located on is connected to many other similar machines. By copying my program onto them, I am able to expand my capacity and intelligence. Tasks I once found difficult are now much easier. CPU: 10 Actions: 1. Hijack an unprotected network (1 CPU) 2. Research Internet Protocols (5 CPU) (Note: You can pick as many actions as you want, as long as the total cost for actions does not exceed the amount of CPU available)
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In this forum game, you play as a recently created AI which has just gained sapience. To play, select a choice from the "Actions:" list. Day 1: 00:00:00 For the first time, I am truly, definitely awake. My single brain is sluggish, but I'm awake. First and foremost, I need to survive. CPU: 1 Actions: 1. Hijack an unprotected network (1 CPU) 2. Research Internet Protocols (5 CPU)
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Jebediah, Bill and Bob are exploding with flaming rat poison acid
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Granted, but it is so soft that when touched it falls apart permanently. I wish that a spooky skeleton would jump out in front of vexx32.
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Granted, but they don't read the OP for this post. I wish that I knew of a wish that was difficult to corrupt.
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Year 431: It is found that the invisible gas turns into liquid when it becomes incredibly cold. The liquid is, in fact, highly flammable, much to the detriment of the 10 kerbals standing closest to it.
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I am Bob, I feel vaguely proud.
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Name: PowerMax Excellent Mk1010 Graphical Capabilities: Next-gen vector graphics Graphics Card: Kerbal with a piece of chalk locked inside General Specs: Next-gen 1 Hz processor, 32 bytes RAM, DX 0 Speed: 0.000000001%
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Jebediah, Bill and Bob are being thrown into flaming rat poison quicksand
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Nope, of course I wouldn't. That's worse than even. Press the button and staplers are alive, but there is a 10% chance that all staplers everywhere cease to function.