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King of the Hill


Gojira

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Well, seeing as I want to get in on this, I cast Armageddon:

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Now that there are no more lands in play, I play a Mountain:

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And then I tap it so that I can cast Brass Man to defend my new hill:

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Well, seeing as @kerbiloid originally mentioned Sith, there is only 1 child capable enough of claiming and defending said hill.

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Heck, even Yoda was afraid of this kid.  Afraid enough to deny him training under Qui-Gon, and afraid enough to eventually - but rather reluctantly - allow him to be trained by Obi-Wan.  And even Obi-Wan mentioned "The boy is dangerous.  They all sense it; why can't you?"

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Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
The kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly

Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.

Old Jed bought a mansion, lordy it was swank
Next door neighbor's the president of the bank.
Lotta folks complaining but the banker found no fault
'Cause all Jed's millions, was a-sitting in the vault!

Redemption funds. Stocks and bonds.

Well now it's time to say good bye to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back next week to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality

Hillbilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?

 

Beverly Hill

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