King of the Hill

[kerbiloid]

You realise that the vacuum around doesn't annihilate because it's antivacuum. It's not just nothing but antinothing.

[Souptime]

I use my something-inator and it builds a planet around the hill, and you all get trapped in the new planet

 

My hill

[Stormpilot]

I ask the planet to leave.

my hill.

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

i build a death star around it and annihilate your hill

i build a new hill

my hill

[Stormpilot]

Since I said in the how popular are you thread that this is my hill it is now mine.

my hill.

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

But you need to remember that in that thread, i said not for long

So it’s now my hill

I hire Jeb using 10 snacks and a saturn v to use BD armoury’s nukes to defend the hill

 

 

 

 

Edited August 29, 2021 by Space Kerbalisation Tech

[Maria Sirona]

I bribe Jeb by giving him 30 snacks and two SpaceX Starships to "forget" to guard the hill. 

 

 

 

My hill

[Spaceman.Spiff]

I bribe CNSA to drop a stage on Jeb and his starships. They explode. 
 

my hill

Edited August 29, 2021 by Spaceman.Spiff

[kerbiloid]

The stage was hypergolic.

A toxic hill.

[Souptime]

I bring in my RD-275 guy and use the hypergolic fuel to launch a rocket to another unclaimed hill

My hill

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

I bribe the kraken using 100 heavy part count kraken bait ships to take over and guard the hill

My hill

[Dirkidirk]

I throw Danny2462 at the hill and run away. 5 months later I return to claim the hill.

my spaghetti hill.

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

I eat the spaghetti.

My hill

[Maria Sirona]

@Spaceman.Spiff getting CNSA to kill Jeb does not change that the hill is mine.

Still my hill

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

I nuke it (for the 1000th time)

My hill

[Spaceman.Spiff]

I take the rubble from you nuking the hill to build a new hill. 
 

my crumbly hill

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

Due to the low structural integrity of post nuclear explosion rubble, your hill collapses and i build a new one

my hill

i arm it with spacex starship to protect it

[kerbiloid]

A hill surrounded by starship parts to protect it.

Spoiler

Megaton Hill.

[Maria Sirona]

I detonate a 1 megaton nuclear bomb, vaporising the hill.

 

 

I make a new hill.

My hill.

[ColdJ]

I shift the hill out of sync with regular space time, meaning it can't be seen or affected by anything in the normal world.

My invisible, untouchable hill.

[Spaceman.Spiff]

I ignore your weird quantum hill and build my own, normal hill.

My totally normal hill.

[kerbiloid]

Total. Normal.

The Totalitarian Normality Hill.

[Maria Sirona]

I bring GLORIOUS REVOLUTION to your hill and now it is just anither type of totalitarianism

 

 

 

My communist dictatorship hill

[kerbiloid]

It's KSP. So, commÜnist dictatorship hill. With the umlaut.

[ColdJ]

The umlaut is a smily face in disguise and so the happy people rise up and form a Democracy.

My happily elected hill.