Maria Sirona Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 (edited) I go to my secret base knobody new about (hehe) which has a Star Trek transporter. Utilizing said transporter i transport all of the fish to within 5 meters of the surface of the Sun. Then i transport myself to the top of the hill and T-pose there (how come nobody has thought of this) . This automatically means i dominate the hill. How peculiar, thy hill art mine Edited September 4, 2021 by Maria Sirona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snark Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Various content has been redacted and/or removed due to violations of the forum rules, specifically: making personal remarks (rule 2.2.d) disclosure of private conversations without consent (2.2.f) off-topic (rule 2.2.o) attempting to enforce rules (rule 3.2; please don't do this, you're not a moderator and it never ends well) Folks,please don't engage in personal drama, which includes personally criticizing other people's behavior or trying to tell anyone what to do or not to do. It accomplishes nothing but driving the thread off the rails, fanning flames, and everyone loses. If you observe someone behaving in a way that you believe violates forum rules, then please feel free to report the post, and the moderators will have a look to see whether any action is indicated. Beyond that, though, please don't respond to inappropriate content, or try to enforce anything yourself. Thank you for your understanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Snark Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 (edited) Jack and Jill roll down the hill and ninja all resistance. Jill Gill Krill Trill Ill Skill Sill Pill Chill Frill Drill Fill Dill Kill Bill Grill Mill Still Hill Jack's and Jill's and my Hill. Edited September 4, 2021 by ColdJ So many Ninjas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 I build a new hill, and as i was the one to build it, it is... My hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamn00b Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 However, you have neglected to have reinforcements and defender forces in your hill, thus by a swift act of military aggression I hereby claim what was previously under your ownership to be... MY HILL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 You fail to turn off all your war machines engines and as such your forces succumb to carbon monoxide. I inherit your hill. Will Jill Gill Krill Trill Ill Skill Sill Pill Chill Frill Drill Fill Dill Kill Bill Grill Mill Still Hill MY HILL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 Well this is a thrill. Seems there are no challengers and I get to keep the hill. Thrill Will Jill Gill Krill Trill Ill Skill Sill Pill Chill Frill Drill Fill Dill Kill Bill Grill Mill Still Hill Forever my hill as long as no one challenges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 The challenger Maria Sirona approaches! In secret, i had without you knowing built many, many, many secret (two secrets so ya know it really is secret!) underground tunnels- right under that precious hill of yours. Now i build just one more tunnel- and then the ground under the hill cannot support your hill! The ground now collapses, and where once was a hill is now a sinkhole. Since you said it is your hill and not your sinkhole, now it is... MY SINKHOLE On another note, this thread is about hills. So i build a hill. Splendid. Now i own both a hill and a sinkhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 The sinkhole collapses so far that it breaks through a pocket of oil and compressed gas, the resulting uprushing wipes out the hill above and causes a massive spill. Spill Thrill Will Jill Gill Krill Trill Ill Skill Sill Pill Chill Frill Drill Fill Dill Kill Bill Grill Mill Still Hill I come in and clean up and Cap the oil well and use the profits to build a refinery in a hill. MY MONEY MAKING OIL WELL HILL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 I still own that other hill so i get the last (for now (:) laugh! MY HILL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 I use a Quill to sign the deal that transfers ownership of all the hills still standing into my control. Quill Spill Thrill Will Jill Gill Krill Trill Ill Skill Sill Pill Chill Frill Drill Fill Dill Kill Bill Grill Mill Still Hill ALL MY HILLS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 (edited) Now i go full on bri'ish on this. I take inspiration from God Save The Queen, which is the national anthem of Britain. So first of all, i make you fall (nothing personal!) by confounding your politics, and frustrating your knavish tricks. Then i make myself rise by doing some confounding politics, and frustrating knavish tricks. Then i combine all the hills into one really big hill. Now i am happy and glorious being sent victorious with my... GREAT BRITISH HILL (BTW i'm not british, i'm finnish. I just thought this was funny.) Long live our gracious queen, Maria I of the United Kingdom of the Hill and... Uh... The Hill! Edited September 10, 2021 by Maria Sirona Extra bri'ish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 55 minutes ago, Maria Sirona said: Long live our gracious queen, Maria I Yes, Maria You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 I claim all the valleys just before the Earth goes through a wormhole and gets pulled inside out. Now all my valleys are hills and all you hills are valleys. MY HILLS, YOUR VALLEYS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Kerbalisation Tech Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 i attach boosters to Earth and push it back through the wormhole. Just before it passes, i claim the valleys and now it reverses so MY HILL also, the wormhole malfunctions and Earth turns into Kerbin. So my hill is the one behind the KSC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 I "accidentally" crash a rocket on the hill, thereby destroying it and removing all claims to hills in the process. Then i go find a new hill. My hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 I commission an artist to carve the Fab 4 into the side of that hill and it is declared property of my government. MY GOVERNMENT MONUMENT HILL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Kerbalisation Tech Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 due to extreme fog, the "hill" you claimed was actually the vab (remember it's on kerbin now) i get jeb to crash a saturn v into the vab and destroy it i claim the hill next to the island airfield. i build a dyson sphere around it to protect it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 In that extreme fog you did indeed crash into your own VAB and destroy it but totally couldn't see where my monument hill was. Your engineers misread the plans for your Dyson sphere and build a Dyson Vacuum instead. Doing it's job it sucks all the air away from your hill leaving it devoid of any life or resistance. I NOW HAVE 2 HILLS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Kerbalisation Tech Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 i use a modified starship to deliver a 100 ton antimatter bomb onto your hill. The explosion radius is so big that i can detonate it anywhere on Kerbin, it will always destroy the entire planet. After kerbin is destroyed, i create an artificial hill on dres because there is some saying that dres doesn't exist, so no one will try to come and find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Yes but sadly you carry a number of these AI antimatter bombs and one of them gains sentience and cries "Let there be light!" And now Dres definitely doesn't exist. I claim a hill on Laythe and have good trade relationship with the Colony there. (see the Butterfly Effect thread) MY STRONG ECONOMIC HILL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Kerbalisation Tech Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Unfortunately, i install n-body physics and stuff like that so a gravitational alignment with the outer moons of jool eject laythe towards a black hole. As it approaches the black hole, tidal forces pull the moon apart and destroy the colony just at that moment, hawking radiation make the black hole collapse but not before a part of laythe gets a gravity assist and flies off towards the real solar system at near light speed. It crashes into Earth exactly in the position where the previous hills where, and a chunk of the planet sticking out forms a hill, which i immediately claim . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Thankfully Admiral Val had been aware of the planets being destroyed in the conflict with Darth Tech and had already removed the occupants in a fleet of ships to a galaxy far far away where the fabled 13th colony of Kerbal was rumored to exist and so they are safely out of harms way and will never fall afoul of the Hill conflict. The chunk of Laythe is found to have too many vetices to be rendered on Earth and derezes. I claim the nearest Ant Hill. MY ANT HILL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Since ant hills are technically not hills, that is irrelevant. I cheat Earth back into existence and claim a hill there. MY HILL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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