KSP bumper stickers T-shirt slogans

[Brainlord Mesomorph]

Failure is always an option.

"...to slip the surley bonds of Kerbin... and touch the face of Kod."

My other shirt is an EVA suit.

[Atlas2342]

How about:

"If you think life is hard, you haven't tried docking."

[p1t1o]

T-shirt ideas:

"Everyday I'm Kerballin', Kerballin'..."

"Stage to remove shirt"

"I don't give a floating point"

"Nuclear propulsion gets on my NERVAs"

"He who controls the space, controls the universe: Duna"

"Don't release the Kraken." / "What's Kraken' ?" 

"Currently EVA"

[RW-1]

Snacks! Good anytime ....

[Brainlord Mesomorph]

I went to Duna and all I got was this lousy shirt.

Patched Conics for fun and profit!

I thought this patch from an old mission would make a good shirt:

[Kertech]

Sorry miss, my homework's stuck on Eve

[TimePeriod]

"Spontaneous Disassembly" 

[StrandedonEarth]

[Callmedave]

23 hours ago, Brainlord Mesomorph said:

I went to Duna and all I got was this lousy shirt.

Patched Conics for fun and profit!

I thought this patch from an old mission would make a good shirt:

When i was reading this i thought of 'I  went to Dres and all i got was this lousy t-shirt'

Or 'I brake at atmo'

 

[Geschosskopf]

KSC LAUNCHPAD SAFETY OFFICER
 If you see me running, try to keep up

 

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING
This lander leg contains dangerous
levels of explodium and krakenbait
 

 

 

 

 

 

[Mikki]

"All your boost are belong to us"

[linuxgurugamer]

Bill Watterson said it best:

'Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.'