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Sending small crews of highly trained astronauts for your second Mun landing to maximise the science returns?

THAT’S NOT KERBAL!

Sending nine tourists who all queued up outside the Astronaut Complex waving their wallets for your second Mun landing, all in one go, to maximise profits?

THAT’S KERBAL!

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Flying after much training and being stuck in regulated air ways.

THAT'S NOT KERBAL!

Throwing something together and flying where you want straight away.

THAT'S KERBAL!

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Building a practical, cost efficient LKO payload delivery system.

THAT'S NOT KERBAL!

Assembling a 7 stage N1-like rocket with 74 Reliant and 12 Swivel engines on the first stage alone to deposit 3 tons worth of communications probe into the lowest possible orbit without encountering the atmosphere.

THAT'S KERBAL!

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Completely remodeling your space capsule because the astronauts can't reach the buttons?

THAT/S NOT KERBAL!

Giving them a stick so they can push the buttons with it?

THAT/S NOT KERBAL EITHER!! (Russia actually did it)

Just telling your kerbs to "wing it"?

NOW THAT/S KERBAL!!!

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Having specially designed equipment to take scientific readings.

THAT'S NOT KERBAL!

Climbing out onto the surface of a high flying plane to take readings.

NOW THAT'S KERBAL!

 

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more boosters make crafts go booom and more struts would not save that

THAT'S NOT KERBAL!

more boosters make craft fly stable and more struts improve that very much

THAT'S KERBAL!

On 6/15/2022 at 3:01 PM, Maria Sirona said:

Adding moar boosters?

would not work if ur doing ssto

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Bring Jeb home?

That's 0% Kerbal!

Send Jeb to the Mohole?

That's 25% Kerbal!

Vaporize Jeb with a fusion engine? (Far future technologies)

That's 50% Kerbal!

Use the power of the holy Deep Space Kraken to kill Jeb?

That's 75% Kerbal!

Edit the save data to remove Jeb?

That's 99999999999999% Hacker!

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Missions planned years in advance and carefully tuned with tight Dv margins? 

THATS NOT KERBAL!

Haphazardly throwing together a mission because you noticed a transfer window with thousands of extra Mps of Dv so you land on the moon for fun?

NoThat's KERBAL

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