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Just now, kerbiloid said:

Did you really hope to shock somebody here by this sarcastic trolling?

Here you go. Use blender part.

But you should spend a live Kerbal.

live Kerbals are overated... but if so, i introduce VAC - Valve Anti Cheat! Now in Kerbal space program! What it adds? It adds VAC! You can be banned for being a pro!

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Big op engines: adds big op engines that use fuels that are chore to obtain. First unlock advanced isru and big drills at the end of the tech tree for 5000 science each, then put them on a moon and mine ore and the new "exotic cool pro gamer ore" (which is 50 times rarer than ore,) then use the ore to create "kits o' material" and "highly specialized parts with many tiny screws" use them to upgrade your stuff and build new stuff. Now use the advanced isru to make "exotic refined explododized rare blutionium explodate." Finally get yourself 50000 science to unlock the big op engine and big op fuel tank.Build and fuel a ship at your base and boom! You now have a glorified ion engine that makes you feel guilty for irradiating Kerbin.

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Valentina Kerman Projekt Diva : this mod add a music minigame in KSP (like Hatsune Miku : Project Diva) now you can play Project Diva in KSP...but with Val, Jeb, Bill, Bob and other kerbals

KerSiege : Medieval style weapon pack with Kerbal Attactment & Inventory System support

Contract Pack - Eastern Honko Aerospace Force : a search-and-destroy contrack pack for career game which aim to find and killing Flat Kerbin Party's members around kerbin

Nuking NTR : this mod allows you to use NERVA and other nuclear engines for a nuclear bombs(KSPIE, Kerbal Atomics and Orion Drive mods supports)

Weebo Space Program : replaces all KSP artworks into anime-atyle artwork and generating kerbals followed anime characters

Aurebesh mod : put Aurebesh font to KSP (reccommended for Star Wars fans)

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Really cool mod: a really cool mod that's exactly what your looking for, except it doesn't work.

One planet that breaks eve and scatterer: a planet mod that does what's in the name.

1010% costs, 10-10% rewards, 10-10% science: For JNSQ players.

Log spammer: hate how clean your log is, get this mod that will spam errors. Also has the option to crash your game, cause a bsod, and brick your computer.

Enhanced edition simulator:  sets toggle sas, rcs, max, and min throttle to press alt, and attitude controls, throttle up/down, and translation controls to press f4. Reccomends log spammer and oneminiavc (coming soon!)

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Flat Kerbin Mün hoax: Kerbin is now flat and infinite in the north, south, east and west directions, and the Mün has no gravity or collision. Everything orbits Minmus in the same orbit, and Kerbin is fixed in place above that orbit. Bop is 10 times the size and 100000 times that mass of Kerbol. Kerbin has almost no surface gravity, about 0.00001 m/s.

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Update to enhanced edition simulator:

Spoiler

Changelog:

Removed support for 64 bit ksp

Disables all other addons.

Removed the good half of maneuver mode.

Now only supports 32 bit ksp, to increase lag.

 Adds select features from newer updates back to the game.

Will sometimes remove all career, sandbox, or science mode saves.

Adds back certain krakens.

Adds a shader to make the game uglier.

Adds lag spikes. 

Makes the menus laggy and slow, to simulate a controller.

The game is capped at 720p 30fps and low settings. Your 2080ti needs a vacation!

 

Spoiler

Coming soon:

Random Kerbal killer: not in kspee, but fits the spirit of the mod.

Re add the terrain collision system from 0.7.3. 

 

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Interstellar and Metallic Hydrogen engine mod

The problem is it's only the engines. You need a whole separate mod for the fuel and thermal control.

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DUNA or Dinamic Universal Nice Adaptation.

A mod which is used to support perfectly EVE and JOOL and fix most of the issues of Interstellar objects such like Interstellar asteroids or comets.

Download link: <insert a link to the mod here,because im too lazy to put it>

Source link: <idk what to post here>

License: <a evil banana ninja called vanamonde stole my license>

Version compatibility:KSP 2,1.10.1,1.9.1 or 1.8.1.

 

JOOL or Jeb's Obsolete Original Link

A mod used to sniff around mods original download links,like OPM from Poodmund to CaptRobau download link,or EVE from R-T-B(or Waz) to Rbray65(IDK the name) download link.

Download Link: <insert the link here,no links?,how about Link from zelda?>

Source Link: <IDK>

License: <a evil kerbal on a small rover called Deddly stole my license>

Version compatibility:KSP 2,1.10.1,1.9.1

 

Whack-A-Kerbal-Plus

A mod used to whack off kerbals with balls or cubes with the profile avatars pictures of your Favourite KSP forum members!

Dependencies:Whack-a-Kerbal.

Warranty void if JOOL installed

Download link: <unknown>

Source Link: <no>

License: All rights are supposed to be reserved on the Soviet Union.

Version compatibility:KSP 2

(Someone should make this mod inmediately,because i need it,a LOT)

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NOTE:the download links,source links and licenses are just a joke!

:P

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forgot some stuff.
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Fake Solar System.

replaces the stock solar system to a fake system!

It adds 2 flat worlds,3 donut shape worlds,a Minecraft like world(which it's also flat),and finally,a Homer planet (which its made of donuts).

Dependencies:DUNA and Kopernicus

Warranty void if OPM,RSS,or Beyond Home is installed...

Download Link: <idk>

Source Link: <D'oh!>

Version Compatibility:KSP 2(?),1.10.1,1.10.0,1.9.1 and 1.8.1

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23 hours ago, Lewie said:

21st century kerbals-

Now your kerbals whine, gripe and complain about EVERYTHING!

 

And they say that your spent stages cause "space pollution" that blocks light from Kerbol and kills the dessert penguins. They then go on to say that according to 'science' or whatever that means, Kerbin will be uninhabitable in 65 years if space pollution continues. They then say that everyone needs to switch to the temporarily more expensive but ultimately cheaper 'ssto's'. Why do the space polar bears even matter? After all, we'll all be dead by then, so we should keep using are dirty expendable rockets and let our kids worry about kolonizing Laythe.

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Enhanced edition simulator changelog version 0.2.0. 1.0.0 (no need to fix bugs)

Enhanced edition simulator will now be referred to as EES.

Increased load times.

Changed terrain system to the pre alpha one.

Added optional random Kerbal killer.

Added random part failures.

Re-added 20 infamous kraken's.

Adds random chance of apocalypse kraken when reverting to launch.

1 in 5 chance of deleting a quicksave when you try to load it.

Made graphics look worse!

Lowers frame rate to 25 fps.

No updates EVER (to simulate the console upgrade policy)

No support EVER (I don't want your logs, same reason as above)

With help from squad, you will be ignored in the forum.

 

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