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Wuxia KSP

Allows Kerbals to train in martial arts. Training progress is shown with a starred indicator separate  from  the one that indicates Kerbalnaut training. Also adds training equipment as deployable inventory.

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For all kerbalkind 1.6.1

for kerbalnauts who like the tv show for all mankind

Parts for EVERY rocket/spacecraft featured in for all mankind (Jamestown, pathfinder etc). Comes with working machine guns and missiles which you can use to blow up the sea dragon (pls download the mod real scale sea dragon, modification configs included)

Jamestown phrase 2 (more modules and nuclear reacter) and mining equipment releasing next update

download here: www.spacedock.com/kerbal-space-program/mods-that-don’t-exist/for-all-kerbalkind-123456

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Tobacco 2.0

Puts smokable tobacco in the game. Will react if too close to fuel. Kerbals become addicted if they smoke more than their skill level divided by 1.33 in a given kerbal year. Once addicted a counter will be started if they don't have at least one tobacco item in their inventory. When the counter reaches 0 that Kerbal can't do anything until the craving is satisfied.

 

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Forgetful Kerbals:

Kerbonauts always forget their training. 

So they need to spend 2 hours each day training. 

Recommended with:

On 12/21/2020 at 4:37 AM, DarkBrave_ said:

SleepyKerbals - Makes it to were Kerbals can't do really anything for 1/3 of the KST Day (Kerblin Standard Time)

BoredKerbals - Makes it to were Kerbals must play board games for a bit of they day or else they get bored and can't do work on the  spacecraft. Works great with SleepyKerbals.

 

 

 

 

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Kerbin Camping

Adds a deployable tent for two, portable gas cooker, replaceable gas bottles for the cooker, wood fire, marshmallows, instant ramen, cup of hot chocolate mix, GPS(KerbNet) device, deployable chairs, idk what else. Compatible with Snacks (food items can be 'attached' to cookers to process into Snacks)

https://i.imgur.com/R2vdGQX.mp4

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KSP desktop background simplified

This program will choose your worst failure from any save and change it into your desktop background

note get premium version (for ONLY a billion funds a second) if you want your desktop background to show anything EXCEPT a huge repeating clip of an explosion (sound included, maximum volume set)

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GIT (Gravity Increaser Tool)

GIT will amplify gravity by 1000 times on every planet and moon and even the Sun! Want to land on Tylo? To bad, even more impossible than normal.

Just want to launch off Kerbin? To bad, you are practically on the surface of a star.

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Kerbal Dune Navigator.

The Kerbals mutate into ugly creatures floating in fishtanks like the Guild Navigators from Dune.
They are addicted and need the resource mined on Dune (which they call Spice Resource Respice Spisource) to calculate maneuvers. Without it, their Stupidity quickly reaches 100%.

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Kerbal Warfare Space Program.

You're enjoying building rockets aren't you? well, if the Rocket Explosions and Bugs aren't enough for you,here's a terrible solution for your happiness:

KWEREBASL SAPACEA WARFEAER MISSIEL ANEFOCLEAR WAFRARE PROGMAER1Q1Q!1

WHAT IT IS???`1//1? you say.

SIMPLE, IT'S WAR, WAR EVERYWHERE, JOOL, LAYTHE, EARTH, KERBOL'S SURFACE, VAL'S HEAD, SCOTT MUNLEY, SARNUS, CALVIN AND HOBBES'S TOWN, TITAN, DUNE, TATOOINE, VENUS, PLANET NINE, A 100 METER SIZE METEOR, ATOMS, YOUR DESKTOP, MY PC, SPRINGFIELD,MOSCOW,BERLIN 1945, BLACK MESA, PEARL HARBOR 1941, EVERYWHERE1!!!!!!!Q!Q1Q1`1Q`3

BUIDL ROCEKTS MADE OF PLUTONIUM, ALUCNH TEHM OVER TINY CUET PETS AOF YOUR ENEMIES, DESTROY YOUR DUMB FOES BASES WITH KERBAL ARMED INFANTRY FORCES,TESLA TANKS, PRISM TANKS, TANK DESTROYES, ERROR BUGS, SOUND BLASTERS,APOCALYPSES TANKS ,ANIME GIRLS ON PANZER TANKS, KAMIKAZE STARSHIPS, ORBITAL SPACE STATION NUCLEAR-ATOMICAL MISSILE LAUNCHER ,WARP DRIVES, WORMHOLES, MINECRAFT WEAPOSN ,GENERALS, SCREAMNING GOATS, ANGRY BIRDS AND EVIL FROGS, TF2 SPY, FROTNIET KIDS, FLYING PIGS, MINIONS, T-POSERS, SOLDIERS, SOUP TANKS,  ANTI-INFANTRY DEATH SQUADS, SPACE MERCENARIES, DARK MATTER LASERS, ANTIMATTER EXPLOSIONS, EVERYTHING YOU CAN THINK, ROBOTS, WAR ANIMALS, ALIENS ,UNIVERSAL FOES AND FRIENSD, TRANSFORMERS, CARS, ORCS, ELFS,DWARFS, NIGHTCRAWLERS, ZOMBIES, DEMONS, VAMPIRES, WORLD LEADERS, EARTH-CAHN, JOHN CENA, BILL GATES, FRIDAY MAN, ENDERMANS,SKELETONS, CREEPERS, YEETERS, WARDENS, JEFF BEZOS, ELON MSUK, HOEMR SIMSPEONS, YOUR CAT , YOUR WAIFU, YOUR FRIENDS, AND MANY, MANY MOAR!qq1Q!q!~1qQ1

FRIENDLY FIRE, INTENSE EPILEPSY, 19000 BILLIONS OF FLASHY FRAMES PER SECOND, EXTREMELY INSANE ARMY MORE THAN ANY OTHER RTS GAME,CATASTROPHICALLY LOUD HEAVY DEATH METAL MUSIC, WHEN YOU LOSE, THE ENTIRE COUNTRY YOU LIVE WILL EXPLODE A TSAR BOMB PER ATOM.

CANCELLING THE DOWNLADOD OF THE MOD WILL RESULT IN A THERMO-PROTO-ATOMIC 100000 BIG CHUNGUS SIZED EXPLOSION

AND, REMEMBER, THEY WILL SHOW YOU NO MERCY, BUT YOU WILL SHOW THEM NO MERCY

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