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Really, it speaks for itself.

                   * TNHToo (67320b53@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.xxx.xx.xx) has joined
                   * ChanServ gives voice to TNHToo
          <TNHToo> o/
    <narwhalz0111> o/
<TotallyNotHuman_> o/
          <TNHToo> I'm just going to idle here in case TotallyNotHuman_ lags out.
<TotallyNotHuman_> Hush, you.
    <narwhalz0111> 'kay
          <TNHToo> no u
<TotallyNotHuman_> Hey, don't you talk to me like that.
<TotallyNotHuman_> I'm the one with op.
                   * ChanServ gives channel operator status to TNHToo
          <TNHToo> Oh yeah?
<TotallyNotHuman_> ...frak.
        >ChanServ< deop #kerbaeadastra TNHToo
          <TNHToo> Wth, narwhalz0111?
          <TNHToo> :(
                   * TNHToo is sad now.
                   * narwhalz0111 whistles innocently.
          <TNHToo> 14:26:03[ChanServ]You have been deopped on #kerbaeadastra by narwhalz0111
          <TNHToo> How do you explain that?
    <narwhalz0111> ONESCORE MADE ME DO IT!
    <narwhalz0111_> Who, me?
    <narwhalz0111_> Nah, man.
                   * narwhalz0111 is betrayed.
<TotallyNotHuman_> Note to self: upload this convo to You Know You're A Nerd When... thread.
                   * TNHToo likes publicity.
    <narwhalz0111> Titled:
<TotallyNotHuman_> Problems of a Schizophrenic
    <narwhalz0111> "The Hazards of Sympathetic Schizophrenia"
          <TNHToo> Sorry, TotallyNotHuman_, but I like narwhalz0111 's title better.
<TotallyNotHuman_> D:
                   * TotallyNotHuman_ is betrayed.
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You know you've got no life when one of the only things you do in your spare time is calculus and stuff of that nature...

 

HEY!

You know you use ... too much when most of your posts end with that...

Edited by Astrofox
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Another gem from the IRC channel @0111narwhalz and I maintain:

== TNHToo [67ea8f4a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.not.tel.lin.you] has joined #kerbaeadastra
== mode/#kerbaeadastra [+v TNHToo] by ChanServ
<+TNHToo> o/
<+BenjaminK> o/
<+narwhalz0111__> o/
* TNHToo was forced to go to library by math teacher.
<+BenjaminK> and why library?
<+TNHToo> BenjaminK: Student reflection.
<+TNHToo> Also, the reflection sheet is in Comic Sans.
* TNHToo ducks and runs.
<+narwhalz0111__> :o
* narwhalz0111__ 's brain bleeds.
* TNHToo has aneurysm.
* narwhalz0111__ 's eyeballs liquifact.
* TNHToo 's grey matter separates from his white matter.
* narwhalz0111__ rm *
* TNHToo forkbomb
* narwhalz0111__ BSODs.
* TNHToo
* TNHToo kernel panics.
* narwhalz0111__ begins bootlooping.
* TNHToo installs VMBootloaderTrap.dll.
* narwhalz0111__ 's cooling fans overspin and fly apart.
* TNHToo 's heatsink melts.
* narwhalz0111__ ruptures heat pipes.
* TNHToo 's capacitors blow.
* narwhalz0111__ boils solder.
* TNHToo melts silicon.
* narwhalz0111__ burns hole through bed and into floor.
* TNHToo burns through crust.
* narwhalz0111__ collapses to singularity and falls through planet.
* TNHToo burrows through planet and into star.
<+narwhalz0111__> whut.
<+TNHToo> Propelled by Comic Sans, of course.
<+TNHToo> :x
* narwhalz0111__ devours star into strangelet.
<+TNHToo> ...okay, we need to post this /me chain into the "You Know You're A Nerd When..." thread.
<+narwhalz0111__> :D
<+narwhalz0111__> I'll let you do the honors.

Several things have been trimmed (irrelevant things in the channel and IP addresses for anonymity) from the chatlog.

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