Quotes megathread

[Camacha]

Censorship is the tool of those who have the need to hide actualities from themselves and from others. Their fear is only their inability to face what is real

- Charles Bukowski

[0111narwhalz]

5 hours ago, cubinator said:

2

Whut?

[after checking YT]

WHAA?! 

Edited May 30, 2017 by 0111narwhalz

[Urses]

At topic for the KSP 1.3 a old russian word:

If you talk to a young girl use Italian 

For a women use french

For a comerade german

For a partner english 

And for a enemy russian.

 

Are we partners or enemys now? i tend for first.

Funny Kabooms 

Urses 

[Matuchkin]

"This leads to the conclusion, it is time to finish retreating. Not one step back! Such should now be our main slogan."

-Me whenever I watch TheBeardyPenguin play Fall of Kerbin.

Edited May 30, 2017 by Matuchkin

[LoSBoL]

What we've got here, is failure to communicate.

Some men you just can't reach.

So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it.  Well, he gets it.

I don't like it any more than you men.

 

the Captain, Cool Hand Luke, 1967

Edited May 30, 2017 by LoSBoL

[Urses]

Great minded people diskuss ideas

Average minded diskuss news

Small minded people diskuss people 

Eleanor Ruswelt

 

I am in charge for what i say, but not for what you hear

Oskar Wild

 

They tried to bury us but they didn't know that we are seeds.

Mexican wisdom

 

[Bill Phil]

On 5/29/2017 at 9:34 PM, cubinator said:

"THIS IS THE SECOND WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! Our maybe the third worst."

-Gordon Freeman,  Freeman's Mind 2

"If you can't take the heat, get out of the rocket propulsion test chamber!"

-Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind, Episode 19

Freeman's Mind is a pretty good repository of quotes.

[Urses]

Here i was realy taken of guard...

"For each person there is a sentence - a series of words - which has the power to destroy them"

~Philip K. Dick

[Urses]

A interesting statement by Frank Buckles. He was last survivng WW1 soldier and died in 2011 with an age of 110! As he was asked about his long live secret he answered:

"When you start to die... don't"

 

[cubinator]

"By the year 2100, there will be space pirate ships named after memes."

-cubinator

[StupidAndy]

"dem floaty sauycers took me pinkie toe!"

-Me (when the stupid takes effect)

[cubinator]

"RRRRRRRIIIP!"

-Robin, The LEGO Batman Movie

[cubinator]

"I can see!"

-A Square

[TheKosanianMethod]

"You all sound like a sack of potatoes."

-my teacher on how quiet my class is

[Benjamin Kerman]

"You need some burn spray?"

-Biology teacher, after roasting a kid really hard (kool guy )

[Matuchkin]

"NO."

-Rosa Parks

[StrandedonEarth]

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Me, on California Screamin' Guardians of the Galaxy, and just about every other coaster-type ride at Disneyland, Disney Adventure Park, and Universal Studios

Edited June 9, 2017 by StrandedonEarth

[Just Jim]

Here's a really good one:

“I couldn't live a week without a private library - indeed, I'd part with all my furniture and squat and sleep on the floor before I'd let go of the 1500 or so books I possess.” 
― H.P. Lovecraft

[ModerndayLink]

"If the fire end is pointing towards space you are having a very bad problem and will not go to space today"- Randall munroe 

"The sun is a deadly laser" bill wurtz

[Firemetal]

"Not a great plan" - Tony Stank

"I am Groot" - I am Groot

"It's hard just sitting here knowing there's someone out there that needs to be blown up!" - Junkrat

"I've got a bad feeling about this" - Anyone in any George Lucas film

 

[p1t1o]

*thumbs up*

 - T-800, Terminator 2

 

[kerbinorbiter]

stay on target, stay on target-IF YOU DONT KNOW YOUVE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK!

 

"Nonbody is Perfect"-that person in my signature 

[RoadRunnerAerospace]

"what?"

[Benjamin Kerman]

"That cant be good" -My father

[NSEP]

More of mine:

"Umongst hundreds there must always be one.."

"Because people are not interested does not mean you have to give up. Unless Capitalism is a part of it!"