JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 Ah yes, I have planted a flag on <rand orbit line> and asserted dominance by t-posing in a <rand liquid>. Only possible for human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 9/10 A human. Robots normally can't tell such nonsense. (Tells unnonsense instead). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 (edited) 3/10 Simple, Maybe to Simple <html> <header><title>Affirmation of homo sapiens status</title> </head> <body> As you can see I am totally a homo sapiens. </body> </html> Edited July 19, 2021 by Lancasterace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 10/10 Only lazy human students never use the proper HTML header definitions and miss the opening <head> tag, writing <header> instead. I wish they were using the HTML text validators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 8/10 Thread recognition error causes some doubt in underlying matrix. I am aware of my own existance and so ergo I am human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 1/10 This will be fixed in the next firmware upgrade. If I was not a human, I would play KSP via kRPC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 10/10 If you weren't human you wouldn't play KSP, you would be KSP. I am human. Check mate in 102 moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamn00b Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 0/10 argument did not make sense im human because i... just am a human Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 10/10 Everyone will believe this I am a human because I think monke funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 5/10 Only humonkeys think monke funny. I do be being a human because I can into English verb tenses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 10/10 No self respecting AI would say that, and I should know. Because I am human to the 333 decimal place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 9/10 Because humans wouldn't figure beyond the thousandth digit. I am human because I have an opposable thumb to make it easier to type on mobile devices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamn00b Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 5/10 monkeys, pandas, etc etc have opposable thumbs too. I am human because I make mistakes by myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 5/10 Definitely an organism of some sort, but any organism makes mistakes and so that is not a human trait. I am definitely a sentient mammalian biped from Sol III, hello all other sentiences! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 7/10 Maybe you are a trained kangaroo. *** 2 hours ago, iamn00b said: monkeys, pandas, etc etc have opposable thumbs too. But they don't have phones. Losers. The human is the only species who has his thumb objective completed. *** A human is not what's being as me. I don't use thumbs to type on smartphones, because I rarely use the mobile devices (I have a desktop in front of me), and type with the middle finger. (On a smartphone. The desktop keyboard is used by me multifingeredly). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamn00b Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 0/10 only shakespeare or an advanced AI can create such a complex and detailed sentence. the former is (physically) dead, so you're definitely the latter. I am human because... well, I give up. no idea exactly what separates humanity apart from other beings. Label me whatever you want, but if you meet me in real life, you'll see that I am a real human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 5/10 A preprogrammed response machine I think. giving a 0/10 score feels like something only a machine would do. I say I stink, therefore I'm man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arecibo Kerman Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 That exactly what a machine would say. 5/10 I am a human as only a human can ask a question. As your... I mean our technology is not great enough. So am I human? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 (edited) 8/10 You might have a creative programmer. Do I stink? Therefore am I? Edited July 29, 2021 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 5/10 Leaning towards Yoda, but not sure about human. Raaaawwwrrrrr .. ruff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 10/10 You drunk. Go sleep. I got it, so I'm a human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 8/10 You might be Scooby Doo. Shaggy says I am human so I must be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 9/10 human. You are good human. Im sorry, are you trying to search herbal space products? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 9/10. Only the kerbalife. And the fake politeness in your indifferent voice proves that your are a human. Suvh deep knowledge of the human psychology is available only to us, the humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 8/10 An Undead Frued back from the grave I think. If only you could see what I have seen with your eyes, then you would know that I am human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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