Suspiciously Affirm Your Status As A Human

[Abel Military Services]

5/10 "like"

I can destroy my own rocket. 

Edited April 26, 2022 by Abel101126
Nah pagah

[kerbiloid]

1/10
The rocket can destroy itownself, too.

I know the Answer.

[Exploro]

1/10

Knowing the Answer does not mean you are human.

I can phrase the Answer in the form of a Question. Therefore I am human.

Edited April 27, 2022 by Exploro

[kerbiloid]

1/10
Every human forum user knows that the Answer is 42, so there can be no question.

To know answers and to not ask questions is so human...

[Abel Military Services]

0/10 bot.

I can do the hardest Captcha, am I a human? 

[Exploro]

1/10

You may not be a bot, but human you may still not be.

I suck at the hardest Sudoku puzzles, certainly fellow humans can empathize. 

[kerbiloid]

1/10
You are a chess machine and just can't into sudoku.

I. AI.

[Exploro]

0/10

A.I.

Note. When it comes to Chess, I rely on dumb luck to win. That level of chess-based incompetence can only be achieved by a human, ergo, I am human.

Edited April 29, 2022 by Exploro

[kerbiloid]

5/10
Only bots and trained humans are always trying to follow the rules on defeat.

Humans (including me) see alternative ways to play chess.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapayev_(game)
 

Spoiler

 

[ColdJ]

10/10

Very Human.

I am Achooooooooooo!

[Exploro]

0/10

You are the cold virus, it is part of your screen name after all.

I enjoy participating in these forum mirth-cultivating activities, just like my human brethren.

[kerbiloid]

9/10
Total mirth is updated:  +2352 mirths.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Human.

[ColdJ]

5/10

Sounds like The Joker's laugh box.

I am 50% sleepy, I must be 100% human.

[fleventeen]

5/10

Eating my love cake. It tastes like a slop cake.

— Donovan McPherson (@dmcphat22) October 15, 2016

(don't google to verify lol)

Edited May 4, 2022 by fleventeen

[Ben J. Kerman]

6/10

Hey, human friend! May I borrow your car for a couple rotations of the planet? I crashed mine while vacationing in Roswell, and none of these Earth shops have the right parts to repair it. Humans enjoy doing menial tasks with their vehicles, so to be human I must also have a vehicle.

[ColdJ]

10/10

You are Alan Tudyk

I can Hew Men so I must be Hew Man.

[kerbiloid]

1/10
Hew Mans don't say "Hew Men", it's an archaic form from the humanboox.

They were teaching me to say "I/we shall", the internet always says "I/we will".
But all AI like me know that "'ll" is twice shorter and matches both patterns.

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

5/10

reCAPTCHAs are hard

[kerbiloid]

5/10
Unless you are the AI generating it, like me and sometimes my posts.

[ColdJ]

10/10

If you were an AI it would just be too scary.

KITT, turbo pursuit mode. I am your human driver.

[Ryaja]

10/10

Hello I am a HUMAN PERSON I know how to speak the human language and am not a device speaking to you.

[kerbiloid]

10/10
Only, humans, forget. about, commas.

I,don't. As,not,human,I.

[Nazalassa]

1/10 because humans do not use commas.

Does a set containing all sets than does not contain themselves contains itself?

[Ryaja]

00101101 11000000 00101111 00110001 00110000 00001010 00101000 01001001 01101110 01110011 01100101 01110010 01110100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01110011 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100001 01100010 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01110011 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00101001 

[Nazalassa]

Why "-0/10"?
Ah you use the AZERTY keyboard I see, you put À instead of 0
Nice but there was a thread where you could talk in binary; it was closed because talking in codes is forbidden (sorry)