Suspiciously Affirm Your Status As A Human

[ffx]

3/10, the wording is mostly good but the hard drive part ruins it.

I am human because I am a specimen of Homo sapiens.

Edited June 23, 2023 by ffx
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[kerbiloid]

9/10
Specimen is plural for speciman. Illiteracy is human's.

I can mix absolutely different words.

[ColdJ]

5/10

You are a DJ.

I must be human because I count a handlebar as part of a bike in the prove you are human picture game.

[kerbiloid]

2/10
The bikes are totally unhuman, so how do you know it?

I can make false conclusions.

Ergo, a human sum.

[TwoCalories]

5/10. I appreciate the philosophical stuff about human flaws, but the way you talk is too formal and suspicious.

Of course I am a human, I have passed a Captcha test before.

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

7/10 Hmm, could work...

I can think of new words and have an o̷̡̨̧̡̙̟͖̬͇̫̤͆͆̊̈́̂̏͛̈́̀͌̎͘͜͠p̵̱͙͇͚̝͌̆̈́̈́̋̀̊̇̐̊͂͘͝ḯ̵̧̡̧̪̯̻̳͙̥̝͇̫̲̼̌͂͆͋̾̀͊̈́̀͠n̶̡̝̲̯͕̭̞̹̫̻̞̳̬͍̈́͐́́̾̓͊̉͌́ǐ̸̧͚͚͚̝͚͎̝̫͔͙̪̰̗͊̀̅̈́̏̏̀̉͠͝ő̴͖̪̝̞̘̲̲͇̂̆̚n̴̟͇̥͙̠͚̈̓̐̈́̆̓̄̆͑̏͛͜͠ͅͅ

[Dunas Only Moon]

7/10 lol keyboard error

i am a fellow hummus 

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

4/10 Autocorrect kicked in

I'm human because [INVALID CODE. PLEASE CHECK THE ERROR MENU FOR MORE DETAILS]

[kerbiloid]

9/10 Only humans ask others to check their work.

A mirrored Namuh me am.

Edited July 28, 2023 by kerbiloid

[Dunas Only Moon]

8/10 too stupid for a bot
no offence

 

i am a bot

[ColdJ]

10/10

Only a human would say it is a bot.

I get caught up in speed posting.

I must be humane.

[RevanX_LSR]

Humans are not humane in 2023.

 

I’m not a robot ✅

[kerbiloid]

10/10
Only humans care.

I am a human, because I am not a huwoman.

 

 

Edited August 13, 2023 by kerbiloid

[ColdJ]

10/10

Human Dad joke.

I am Humanx because I am a fictional being.

[Akagi]

4/10

Egregriously blatant spelling mistake

[TwoCalories]

0/10

No affirmation that you are human.

Of course, I am human! I eat, sleep, and write plans for global domination, like humans always do!

[ColdJ]

19 hours ago, Akagi said:

4/10

Egregriously blatant spelling mistake

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanx_Commonwealth

7/10

You are a cyborg mad scientist.

I am human because I hate taxes.

[TwoCalories]

10/10

A completely human thing.

You are questioning that I am human? Initiating hostile mode... 3... 2... 1...

[Abel Military Services]

0/10 your weapons are nerf guns

I like robbing banks

[kerbiloid]

0/10
You are a Wild West robot.
Humans don't bother with banks anymore, they rob bank accounts.

I always pay with cash.

[Akagi]

0/10

Machines can't use Venmo

I am human because I mkae speling misteaks.

[TwoCalories]

7/10

Humans have autocorrect, and even autocorrect makes spelling errors.

Of course I am human, I have a job. My job is to prepare IVs at a hospital.

[kspbutitscursed]

5/10 

hmmm way to knockout people 

of course i am human i make spellig erors 

[Kerbal Productions]

3/10 - interstellar species can still make their way to grammatical mistakes, as simple as misspelling their words.

I like Taylor Swift a lot. I buy her merch and follows up on everything related to her. Does that make me human?

[kerbiloid]

1/10
It makes you a zombie.

I'm not a zombie, I just want brains.