Suspiciously Affirm Your Status As A Human

[OrdinaryKerman]

2/10 A 4K HDR camcorder can see that too.

I think, so I'm.

[Dientus]

8/10

Ambiguous ill-defined response is likely human.

 

I always tell the truth unless I lie, thus human am I

[Arecibo Kerman]

3/10 just like anything

I am a robot

Why would a machine tell you it was a robot if it wasn't suposed to

Edited July 30, 2021 by Arecibo Kerman
Don't ask

[ColdJ]

4/10

You are actually a little wooden boy with a long nose.

I am human because I have a long grey beard.

[Dientus]

3/10

So do goats, not convinced.

 

I'm human because I eat table scraps

[kerbiloid]

0/10
You are Excel.

I am human because I can remember the good old times when Quattro Pro was on top, and the Excel was an amateur attempt to look like it.

Always liked the Quattro Pro. Missing it.

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

9/10 Would of been better if you said you miss the old YouTuber logo.

I'm a human because I love watching Jacksepticeye

[kerbiloid]

5/10
Maybe you're a youtube bot script following popular resources.

I'm a human because originally I abbreviated that to youtubot, but then corrected to make it more understandabler.

[Dientus]

6/10

Could be human but could be google coded your binary to english translator as well.

 

Eye M Hugh Mon B Cuz Eye Sez Eye M

 

[ColdJ]

8/10

You are probably a court reporter doing short hand, but you might be predictive text.

I am human because I can be blue but I am not green with envy, red with rage, yellow with cowardice, turning purple or orange juice.

[kerbiloid]

2/10
You are a squid.

From the Kerbal pov, I'm not a human, but AI.

[ColdJ]

9/10

You are most likey the musician, Paul Simon. I can call you Betty and Betty when you call me you can call me Al.

I am Human cause I can sing with Auto Tune.

[Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute]

You could just be a devious deepfake AI. 5/10

I am human because how else do my kerbals need a parachute once they hope in my planes?

[Stormpilot]

8/10 human

Chair

[ColdJ]

h/10

I am human because I keep getting spam calls pretending to be Amazon.

[kerbiloid]

1/10
You are a botnet node, accidentally gotten conscious.

Am I?
Only humans ask.

[Arecibo Kerman]

Not if you were programmed to ask. 

5/10

I am a human because I think about what I'm writing. 

[ColdJ]

9/10

Most likely a thoughtful human as the majority don't think about what they are writing.

I am as human as the next human that has humanity.

[kerbiloid]

1/10

Spoiler

 

So, I'm a human, as I have watched this movie. Several times. And I like it.

[ColdJ]

1/10

You are malware trying to get naive users to click on a virus link.

I am human because I read and understand the rules.

[kerbiloid]

3/10
Only robots and lawyers do.

I don't.

[iamn00b]

0/10 that sounds like an automated response.

ERROR: Expected ";" at line 14

...

function affirmStatusAsHuman()

{

var keywords = ["human","mistakes","organic","earth"];

var humanConfirm = langAI.generateSentence("interpolate",keywords,"persuade") <-

print(humanConfirm);

}

...

Edited August 6, 2021 by iamn00b
rickroll passed 1b views lmao

[Dientus]

10/10

Only humans use Python/Java.

 

I am human because your cars warranty is about to expire and I have a deal for you.

[kerbiloid]

10/10
You are a human because an AI would know that I don't have an active car warranty.

And because that was JavaScript.

 

I find JavaScript ugly, but less ugly than Java.
This makes me an aesthetically sensitive human.

Edited August 6, 2021 by kerbiloid

[ColdJ]

8/10

A sensitive human being would be too modest to say so.

I am human because I take in oxygen and release carbon dioxide.