There is a Zombie apocalypse. You only have the last thing you googled to protect you. How do you fare?

[qzgy]

I last googled a B-45. I think I'm okay for a little bit...

[shdwlrd]

the space shuttle... yay I survive the zombies... to die in space...

[scottadges]

I looked up the Dream Chaser / DynaSoar. So I get to fly an in-development rocket plane. And hopefully not die horribly. Before the zombies get me.

[kerbiloid]

1 hour ago, shdwlrd said:

the space shuttle... yay I survive the zombies... to die in space...

You just have brought this to the Earth.

Spoiler

 

 

1 hour ago, shdwlrd said:

the space shuttle... yay I survive the zombies... t

1 hour ago, scottadges said:

looked up the Dream Chaser / DynaSoar. So I get to fly an in-development rocket plane.

Space Shuttle and DynaSoar live in different realities.
So...

Spoiler

 

[shdwlrd]

23 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

You just have brought this to the Earth.

Bawahaha.... I bring a vampiric, zombie creating creature back to earth. That's about how my luck would run. 

[RoadRunnerAerospace]

Telemachus console...   I guess I can watch telemetry as I die?

[Joseph Kerman]

F-35. Killin' zombies with the heat while hovering, bombs dropped from 10,000 ft, and gunnin' them down with the GAU-22/A.

 

I'll still die, cuz I have no idea how to operate it.

[NSEP]

I geuss a Primitve Flying Machine will help me escape some zombies.

[Puntherline]

I googled "highest mountain on kerbin". I don't know what would happen.

[adsii1970]

Was doing some research for a project. U.S. crime statistics between 1971 and 1980. So... I would simply have the zombies take a number and have a seat...

[Just Jim]

3 hours ago, Puntherline said:

I googled "highest mountain on kerbin". I don't know what would happen.

You may have a chance, I'm not sure how good Zombies are at mountain climbing...

Oh, and the highest mountain is at:

Spoiler

61.5784 latitude by 46.3733 longitude... altitude 6761 meters

 

[Mrcarrot]

I googled "free screen recording software". Yeah, I died.

[Tux1]

I googled "most toxic substances". Might be a good weapon, depending on what type of zombies they are.

[kerbiloid]

3 hours ago, Tux1 said:

I googled "most toxic substances". Might be a good weapon

Try googling "GPL", it's even better.

[Matuchkin]

I googled the F-106 delta dart. I'm not fine, because I do not know in the least how to fly one. If it was an A-10c, I would be able to take it off and fly around, but I would have to figure out on the fly (HAH! SEE WHAT I DID THERE?) how to use its weapons systems. Even then, all planes have a limited fuel capacity.

[Tux1]

I searched up "jesus is the bread". I don't know what I got.

[Geonovast]

Not sure how much a heated keyboard is going to help me.

[Matuchkin]

I googled GAU-8

https://what-if.xkcd.com/21/

[Tux1]

I google "yo tengo". I'm dead.

[ARS]

"Soviet T-35 tank"

Charge ahead!!!

[GDJ]

Supercritical fin geometry and profiles for rocketry.

Not really useful for a zombie horde.

[AwesomeDude3664]

IFIXIT. Maybe I can fix some guns and use them?

[Matuchkin]

I googled "zombie"...

[Guest]

Well, looks like I have a karaoke machine! (shhh! don't tell my wife it's going to be a surprise!)

Hmm, actually I think I could hold them off indefinitely if I can find a song zombies like to sing and get it on infinite loop.

[DarkOwl57]

9 minutes ago, Kuzzter said:

Well, looks like I have a karaoke machine! (shhh! don't tell my wife it's going to be a surprise!)

Hmm, actually I think I could hold them off indefinitely if I can find a song zombies like to sing and get it on infinite loop.

Thriller....!

Dum dum de dada I don't know the words to this song

It is a Thrillah!!!