There is a Zombie apocalypse. You only have the last thing you googled to protect you. How do you fare?

[Gapone]

Triton (moon)

Ok i'm gonna throw a planet on em

[FleshJeb]

"Virginia-class submarine"

Guys, I think I'm going to be OK.

[Lapis]

"Kerbal space program forums "

Oh dear, you guys will protect me right? right? 

 

[GRS]

"Pointless Gigantic List of Numbers"

They'll explode while reading this due to overload.

Edited February 4, 2019 by GRS

[Boorang]

"Homestuck Bandcamp"

Maybe they hate MeGaLoVania?

[GRS]

"Simon the Digger"

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH !!!!!!!!

MAH BOI SIMON WILL KICK A LOT OF @$$E$ TODAY !!!!!!!!! (Well, he took down a god barehandedly, a bunch of zombies won't be a problem).

[Triop]

Godzilla

[kerbiloid]

Happily now I get a list of proxies for the instant messenger to withstand the zombocalypse.

[Lapis]

"fiore de liberi" i get to swordfight!

[kerbiloid]

The last thing I've just googled was "It's alive!" video from Frankenstein.

I think, it works.

[GRS]

Something related to IDR 4 Quadrillion Debt...

I'm ded.

[Fraston]

“Landkreuzer P-1500 ‘Monster’”

Ah yes, I get to destroy zombies from almost 24 miles away with shells that are almost three feet in diameter!

Basically the same as The_Architect, except this isn’t on a railway.

Edited March 3, 2019 by Fraston

[GRS]

"KSP Wiki"

TOSS THEM AT JOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!

[KerbolExplorer]

"rain"

Hope it floods.

[Lapis]

"Saltarello Guitar tab"

Help.

[MiscelanousItem]

Team Cherry Contact

Maybe the zombies aren't in Aussieland

[GRS]

"Fluoroantimonic Acid"

The pH is way way way too strong for those poor fleshies. (pH = -31)

Edited March 8, 2019 by GRS

[SuperMiiBrother]

Duolingo

Looks like the zombies forgot their Spanish lesson!

[Seanburg2006]

Thanos,

I can snap and kill half of them :)

[Lapis]

freecivweb ... i get a nation i guess? or i just have the game. idk

[guesswho2778]

the last thing i googled was attack on titan cruncyroll so i could watch its 50th episode

so... what i have is spoilers hmm... I CAN MAKE THE ZOMBIES RUN AWAY unless they've read the manga... then im screwed

[roboslacker]

The last I googled was Superlative of Special to try and find just that. Turns out, there's nothing better than 'most special'. Unless the zombies appreciate grammar, I don't think I'm making it out alive. Though given that I didn't find anything good, I don't think I'd make it out the other way.

[Lapis]

"Install plasma-browser-integration Manjaro"

I recently switched to Manjaro Linux from Q4OS... i hope they use gnome

Edited May 4, 2019 by lapis

[guesswho2778]

"ss13 tg bar"

was an atmospheric technician but... i didn't know how to do any of that "stuff" so i looked up drink recipes and took over the bar because the previous bartender killed himself while screaming over the radio "XENOMORPH IN THE BAR!" and filled it with drinks and got everyone drunk while there where xenomorphs running around killing people i ended up welding the vents shut and welding the doors shut with some food and a few security officers with me

just a normal day on space station 13

(forgot to add this)

so... i have a drunk atmospheric barman wearing a xenomorph suit to protect me hmm... im screwed

 

Edited May 16, 2019 by guesswho2778

[The_Arcitect]

Big Babylon.

I think I can launch myself to orbit!

(If the zombies are in space (like space debris) then I wont last long....)