create a/the rules for a ridiculous board/card game

[Boorang]

...if the planet is destroyed...

Edited June 13, 2018 by Boorang

[Ultimate Steve]

...Then call Elon Musk. Continue gameplay on Mars.

[adsii1970]

but only if you roll a 3 on the dice...

[RealKerbal3x]

.....otherwise, Universe.exe is uninstalled, causing....

[The Minmus Derp]

The end of the game, which kills every player.

[roboslacker]

Board game: To begin, everybody must regurgitate a game piece.

[The Minmus Derp]

Then, you must shrink the other players, one by one, and eat them.

[adsii1970]

Unless one of the other players possesses the "Get out of gut free" card. Then you must regurgitate that player...

[GoSlash27]

... or invoke "scrapple", which automatically disqualifies the first winner. However...

[Ultimate Steve]

...You can win multiple times. If you happen to be a penguin named Rico, who is very good at regurgitating stuff such as flamethrowers, guitars, and 10,000 ball bearings...

 

[RealKerbal3x]

2 hours ago, Ultimate Steve said:

...You can win multiple times. If you happen to be a penguin named Rico, who is very good at regurgitating stuff such as flamethrowers, guitars, and 10,000 ball bearings...

 

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....then you are disqualified and placed under....

[roboslacker]

... a rock, and left to die. Once all players have either been regurgitated or digested...

[The Minmus Derp]

You win!

[kerbiloid]

The Unwin card unwins the last win.

[FireKerb]

If you are eaten by a non-player, you...

[RealKerbal3x]

must rot in hell for a thousand years, before...

[The Minmus Derp]

You rise up and swallow everyone whole.

[Hummingbird Aerospace]

If one is not killed by canniballism, then they must land on every planet 18 times in an SSTO with a weight of under 10 tones and under 8 parts and no ISRUSs and multiply every planet's gravity by 10.

[Ultimate Steve]

10 minutes ago, Hummingbird Aerospace said:

If one is not killed by canniballism, then they must land on every planet 18 times in an SSTO with a weight of under 10 tones and under 8 parts and no ISRUSs and multiply every planet's gravity by 10.

If you use the Debug menu to accomplish this feat, then you are regarded as a hero, only if you use it to give humans interplanetary travel. Upon accomplishing this, you must use magic to resurrect the guys who were eaten. The magic word is...

[The Minmus Derp]

53 minutes ago, Ultimate Steve said:

If you use the Debug menu to accomplish this feat, then you are regarded as a hero, only if you use it to give humans interplanetary travel. Upon accomplishing this, you must use magic to resurrect the guys who were eaten. The magic word is...

Kerbal. ...

[HansonKerman]

...daKraken, and if you laugh uncontrollably while saying KerbaldaKraken...,

[The Minmus Derp]

You are suddenly eaten by a giant snail. ...

[HansonKerman]

...which proceeds to join the game and if the giant snail refuses to join then you win. next!

[The Minmus Derp]

HAHAHA! Silly. 

[HansonKerman]

Card Game: 2-4 players: there are 4 cards in the deck that say START. Each card has a fish on it. Whoever makes the best fish impression starts. ...