TwoCalories Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 (edited) Calling 911 because a restaurant messed up your order. Edited August 17, 2023 by TwoCalories New page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Because the weathers hot and your neighbor has pineapple pizza 195708173023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Calling 911 because I'm unsure how to rate my delivery order. ("The companies decide pay and bonuses by ratings. So always 5-star.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Because the cicadas wont be quiet 193908192023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 (edited) Calling 911 because no one wants to see Marshall no more. (Operator: "If you want Shady, then this is what I'll give you." Click, followed by dial-tone.) Edited August 20, 2023 by 55delta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 Because the world hurts you 210908202023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 When 911 is a channel number on your TV remote control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 Calling 911 because they can't send over an ambulance because to get to me, it would have to go halfway to me. To do that, it would have to go halfway to halfway. To do that, it would to go halfway to halfway to halfway of that. Continuing as such, it can't get to me. (Operator: "A centipede makes it without thinking. The ambulance will as well.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 15 hours ago, 55delta said: Calling 911 because they can't send over an ambulance because to get to me, it would have to go halfway to me. To do that, it would have to go halfway to halfway. To do that, it would to go halfway to halfway to halfway of that. Halflings. It's always a pain with their travels. Call the eagles instead. Btw. Is the Shire main road called Halfway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 Halfway would be a good name for a refueling space station Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 Calling 911 to get a forum game back on track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 Calling 911 to make their van move the wheel from your top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 Calling 911 because you want the city to turn the lights off. 000908242023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Call 000 or 911 to get a hose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Calling 911 to try to cal 999 205108242023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 call 911 or 000 to learn how to light an torch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Calling 911 because SCP-1701 is not a Star Trek reference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 Because it adds up to 11 and that is a palindrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 Because they put bacon on my double bacon cheese burger as i asked for! 202108252023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 To tell them the "Do not click this thread" is open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 Calling 911 to tell them to like and subscribe to my channel. (Operator: "Your shameless plug has earned you a time-out." Click.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 Calling 911 because your cat gave you a judgmental look 181208262023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 Calling 911 asking for investment advice. (Operator: "Invest in emergency services, obviously.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Calling 911 because your favorite pen ran out ink 221108282023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 To ask for a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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