kerbiloid Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Calling 911 because i phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 (edited) Calling 911 to teach you how to do a Rubik's cube. (Seriously how do you) Edited July 23, 2022 by Ryaja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 (edited) Calling 911 when you are inside a huge Rubik's cube. Spoiler Because a phone anyway couldn't call from there. Edited July 20, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Calling 911 because you and your spaceship have been compressed into a cube. ("Yes...yes, sir, it is illegal...yes...but general notices were also issued that the dockmaster is neither patient or forgiving concerning unattended parking.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 Calling 911 at all. They are just digits, they don't hear you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Calling 911 to charge a picture of a pipe with treason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Calling 911 three times in a row to ask them if they are "nine-one-one", "nine-eleven", or "nine hundred and eleven". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthvader15001 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Calling 911 to ask what mods to get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 Calling 911 to Rickroll them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthvader15001 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 calling 911 to ask for the dlc's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Second Hand Rocket Science Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 calling 911 after having an existential crisis concerning the future of the world and if we live in a simulation because of the movie Ready Player One calling 911 to ask the british number for 911 calling 911 because your roomba drove into you and now you live in permanent fear because your roomba is plotting to kill you calling 911 to see if leaking official documents from the MoD is a reasonable thing to do when it will win an online argument calling 911 accidentally because you forgot to check your mobile's staging calling 911 because someone in Portal told you the cake is a lie and now since you have cupcakes in your fridge you are freaking the hell out calling 911 because you think your Atari 2600 is infected with a virus that will teleport you to Jumanji calling 911 after a FNF character dissed you in a rap battle calling 911 because a "slender" on Roblox called you poor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 14 hours ago, Second Hand Rocket Science said: calling 911 to ask the british number for 911 I would expect something like "11/9", or "11th of 9", or "9, 11". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 Calling 911 because your PC won't turn on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 Calling 911 because your phone is broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Calling 911 to ask what's their phone number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Calling 911 because every time you try drink a cup of tea, you get a sharp pain in the eye. ("Okay, I think I know this one. Have you removed your spoon from the cup before drinking?") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Calling 911 to inform them that the Earth is occupied by the ET invaders. Do you think, they don't know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Calling 911 by squeezing an iPhone 8 into a cupholder until it calls on its own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMiiBrother Posted August 12, 2022 Author Share Posted August 12, 2022 Calling 911 because I have not been here for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 Calling 911 because I don’t know who you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 Calling 911 because some ugly bipedal creatures have caught you from your sea, and are going to boil you calling "lobster". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 Calling 911 because the sun is a deadly lazer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 Calling 911 because I’m about to enter eves atmosphere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 7 minutes ago, SSTO Crasher said: Calling 911 because I’m about to enter eves atmosphere Eve is such a thing that calling 911 (or 112) is the smartest thing ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 Hello everybody, this is 911. Please, stop calling us for every stupid reason you have, and all your reasons are stupid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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