kerbiloid Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 Calling 911 because Noldor in Shnoldor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 Calling 911 to declare a new page! 065212172023 new page! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 Calling 911 to trick or treat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Calling 911 because I will be at work when For Science! drops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 Calling 911 because I can't decide where to spend my science points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 Calling 911 to tell them honey mustard and ketchup on hotdogs is tasty and they (and you ) should try it 115012202023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Calling 911 because the snack you bought from the vending machine got stuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Calling 911 because I don't know why it's a slam dunk, if two points make a line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Calling 911 because you saw a flying sleigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Calling 911 because your sleigh cannot land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 Calling 911 for directory assistance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 Calling 911 because I just found out that James Burke has a new Connections series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 (edited) Calling 911 because your friend ate pizza crust-first. Edited December 27, 2023 by TwoCalories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 Calling 911 because you can't extract the smoked deer from the home smoke pipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Calling 911 because someone keeps making unfunny jokes and won't stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 E-Comm, a agency handling the majority of 911 calls in British Columbia, has released its annual list. So let's list them off. Calling 911... ...to ask for directions home from the Drake concert. ...because the traffic light is taking too long to turn green. ...you lost a nose ring down the shower drain. ...your AirBnB host cancelled their reservation. ...your UberEats order is taking too long. ...a burger joint won't let you in before opening. ...you can't find your cell phone. ...to complain about a pothole. ...your McDonalds order is taking too long. ...a barber gave you a bad haircut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Calling 911 because a barber gave you a bad haircut, and you don't know whom it belongs to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Calling 911 to warn them that you are about to drive drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Calling 911 because the time is catching up with all the dates in fiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 Calling 911 because it's midnight, and your colleagues start turning into vampires at the party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 Calling 911 because I have too many books to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 Calling 451F because he has books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 Calling 911 because I'm waiting for multiplayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 Calling 911 because you want to play offline for a couple of weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 Calling 911 because your pizza delivery is over 30 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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