kerbiloid Posted March 12, 2024 Share Posted March 12, 2024 Calling 911 before returning from this plane to your home dimension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 13, 2024 Share Posted March 13, 2024 (edited) Calling 911 to ask "Is that you Mo-Dean?" (B52's) Edited March 13, 2024 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 13, 2024 Share Posted March 13, 2024 Calling 911 to have a contact with ET... Wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted March 13, 2024 Share Posted March 13, 2024 Calling 911 because ET has to phone home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 13, 2024 Share Posted March 13, 2024 Calling 911 to see if ET can call collect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 14, 2024 Share Posted March 14, 2024 Calling 911 when you are the ET. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 14, 2024 Share Posted March 14, 2024 Calling 911 because the operator is ET and you'd like them to call home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 14, 2024 Share Posted March 14, 2024 Calling 911 onboard the ET mothership. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted March 14, 2024 Share Posted March 14, 2024 Calling 911 because the SpaceX Thread was(or is) on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 14, 2024 Share Posted March 14, 2024 How could it be on fire, when it fell into water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 15, 2024 Share Posted March 15, 2024 Calling 911 because you made your spaceship out of magnesium and it is on fire underwater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 15, 2024 Share Posted March 15, 2024 Calling 911 to ask them for a water fire extinguisher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 16, 2024 Share Posted March 16, 2024 Calling 911 to get in touch with Major Tom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 16, 2024 Share Posted March 16, 2024 Calling 911 when your are an ancient spirit, conjured by medium-school warlocks by the ritual from the teenager sitcom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 17, 2024 Share Posted March 17, 2024 Calling 911 to get an emergency Dentist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 17, 2024 Share Posted March 17, 2024 Calling 911 when you are amateur surgeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 17, 2024 Share Posted March 17, 2024 Calling 911 to demonstrate the most annoying sound in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 17, 2024 Share Posted March 17, 2024 Calling 911 from Innsmouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted March 17, 2024 Share Posted March 17, 2024 Calling 911 because there's Limp Bizkit music playing on your tv for no apparent reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted March 18, 2024 Share Posted March 18, 2024 Calling 911 to get a massage during an open brain surgery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 18, 2024 Share Posted March 18, 2024 Calling 911 using your brain implant, to see if it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 18, 2024 Share Posted March 18, 2024 Calling 911 because you aren't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted March 20, 2024 Share Posted March 20, 2024 Calling 911 because you want to learn how to hustle at cards. (Operator: "Please hang up and talk to your state or local gambling authority for further advice.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 21, 2024 Share Posted March 21, 2024 Calling 911 to report that there is a fly in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted March 21, 2024 Share Posted March 21, 2024 Calling 911 to report that said fly ate all of the soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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