Scarecrow71 Posted April 19, 2024 Share Posted April 19, 2024 (edited) Calling 911 because your parents still own a rotary phone. EDIT: Calling 911 on said rotary phone to tell them we have a new page. Edited April 19, 2024 by Scarecrow71 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 19, 2024 Share Posted April 19, 2024 Calling 911 to whistle as a dial-up modem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 20, 2024 Share Posted April 20, 2024 Calling 911 to ask them what stupid reasons others used to call 911. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 20, 2024 Share Posted April 20, 2024 Calling 911 and ask them why are they calling you is cheating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 21, 2024 Share Posted April 21, 2024 Calling 911 to find out what is topping the charts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 22, 2024 Share Posted April 22, 2024 Calling 911 to make these lazies busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 22, 2024 Share Posted April 22, 2024 Calling 911 to complain that your neighbours are not being noisy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 22, 2024 Share Posted April 22, 2024 Calling 911 from tomb to ask them for blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted April 23, 2024 Share Posted April 23, 2024 Calling 911 to get the 3 day weather forecast 150004232024 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 24, 2024 Share Posted April 24, 2024 Calling 911 to greet them because your plane is flying above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted April 24, 2024 Share Posted April 24, 2024 Calling 911 because thargoids wrecked your night 024904242024 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 24, 2024 Share Posted April 24, 2024 Calling 911 because you are the thargoid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 24, 2024 Share Posted April 24, 2024 Calling 911 because nobody is being creative in my thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 24, 2024 Share Posted April 24, 2024 Calling 911 for inspiration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 25, 2024 Share Posted April 25, 2024 Calling 911 so they can send out a babysitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 25, 2024 Share Posted April 25, 2024 Calling 911 because the babysitter is over here. Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 26, 2024 Share Posted April 26, 2024 Calling 911 because you are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted April 29, 2024 Share Posted April 29, 2024 Calling 911 to ask for a definition of 'undefinable.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 30, 2024 Share Posted April 30, 2024 Calling 911 to ask why are they not 7-11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 1, 2024 Share Posted May 1, 2024 Calling 911 to ask for Sarah Connor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA-Forums Posted May 1, 2024 Share Posted May 1, 2024 Calling 911 because your friend's phone died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 1, 2024 Share Posted May 1, 2024 Calling 911 because your phone is alive and makes you do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 2, 2024 Share Posted May 2, 2024 Calling 911 besause the Zombie phones are eating everyones brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 2, 2024 Share Posted May 2, 2024 Calling 911 from the Capital City dungeon in Oblivion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted May 2, 2024 Share Posted May 2, 2024 Calling 911 to find out why there is no synonym for "thesaurus" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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