Scarecrow71 Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 (edited) Calling 911 because your parents still own a rotary phone. EDIT: Calling 911 on said rotary phone to tell them we have a new page. Edited April 19 by Scarecrow71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 Calling 911 to whistle as a dial-up modem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Calling 911 to ask them what stupid reasons others used to call 911. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Calling 911 and ask them why are they calling you is cheating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Calling 911 to find out what is topping the charts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Calling 911 to make these lazies busy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Calling 911 to complain that your neighbours are not being noisy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Calling 911 from tomb to ask them for blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 Calling 911 to get the 3 day weather forecast 150004232024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Calling 911 to greet them because your plane is flying above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Calling 911 because thargoids wrecked your night 024904242024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Calling 911 because you are the thargoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Calling 911 because nobody is being creative in my thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Calling 911 for inspiration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Calling 911 so they can send out a babysitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Calling 911 because the babysitter is over here. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 Calling 911 because you are bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 Calling 911 to ask for a definition of 'undefinable.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Calling 911 to ask why are they not 7-11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 Calling 911 to ask for Sarah Connor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA-Forums Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 Calling 911 because your friend's phone died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 Calling 911 because your phone is alive and makes you do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Calling 911 besause the Zombie phones are eating everyones brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Calling 911 from the Capital City dungeon in Oblivion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Calling 911 to find out why there is no synonym for "thesaurus" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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