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Florida Man Gave Police His Cousin’s Name To Avoid Being Arrested; His Cousin Also Had A Warrant For His Arrest

 

All began when police stopped a Florida Man, early in the morning for particular reasons. Deputy asked for ID and Florida Man said he didn't have any on him, but he said his name was Alabama Man, his cousin. When police checked the name the man gave, it was discovered that he was wanted on an outstanding warrant.

Florida Man was arrested under his cousin's name and was initially booked into the Pasco County jail on his cousin's warrant.

Once fingerprinted, however, his real identity was discovered.

Florida Man was charged with a misdemeanor offense of providing a fake name to law enforcement.

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Florida Man Allies with Mole Man

 

Florida Man would have tried to reach the ultimate goal of his career: robbing a bank by digging a hole... in front of a bank.

According to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office, a driver pointed out what looked like a chasm on a street near a bank. After investigation, they discovered a hole in a nearby wooded area, which contained a small electric generator and electrical cords.

The tunnel appeared to have been dug by hand using tools such as a pickax, which is usually the signature tool of Mole Man, as well as a small wagon used to transport the land and rocks to the outside. They also found a ladder and a pair of muddy boots.

There was no robbery at the bank, and no arrests were made but more importantly... no suspects have been identified yet.

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Florida Man Got Arrested for Intentionally Driving Stolen Truck at NASA Engineers

 

The Kennedy Space Center Security arrested a man for intentionally driving at two engineers and nearly striking several alligators on Monday morning.

The incident started when security responded to a call regarding a stolen rocket-fuel truck. Authorities received a tip two hours later the stolen truck was found in the Vertical Assembly Building, but when security arrived on scene, they found Florida Man apparently unconscious inside the truck.

Waking up afraid and surprised, Florida Man deliberately drove the truck at one guard, who jumped out of the way to avoid being hit. A high speed chase around the parking lot ensued and the man intentionally accelerated at another guard, who jump off the road to avoid a collision.

Security guards were eventually able to perform an Unexpected Disassemble maneuver with their Pogo Oscillator on the truck, leading it to flip multiple times. Florida Man got ejected from the truck, impacted hard, and was rushed to Saint Gator' Veterinarian's Hospital.

While he has yet to be charged, NASA are expecting charges to include two counts of Aggravated Assault on Alligators and one count of Aggravated Space Flee. Additional charges in other jurisdictions are pending.

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16 minutes ago, Butterscotch said:

Florida man?? What's next... Canadian guy.....

 

Well, according to Canadian newspapers, Saskatchewan Man is closely related to Alabama Man, Nova Scotia Man to Florida Man, and Quebec Man pretty much to Louisiana Man.

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OK... I got another true one... the video is incredible. Thank God no-one was actually hurt... 

"Florida Man BLASTS pickup through Airport wall and into the counter at about 100mph"....  :0.0:

https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/12/19/watch--manatee-man-crashes-through-sarasota-airport

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