Stormpilot Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Ujjbpiyv Kerman was tanning on Moho. He then went for a walk. He saw a cliff and with joy leaped foreword, hoping his EVA pack would save him. However he was out of fuel and he crashed into the Moho Hole. He exploded. Donald Kerman. Broken landing gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZinkBot Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 (edited) Donald Kerman was flying along the beach when he got the idea to kick his landing gear. So he hop'ed out and kick them. Then he died. Jim Kerman. Reentry heating Edited April 18, 2021 by ZinkBot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Jim was on board KST 001 (kerbal shuttle transport) when it renterd the atmosphere. Just like the Columbia shuttle disaster, the heat shield was broken. The shuttle disinagrated while returning to kerbin. He died almost instantly. Richard Kerman will be the victim of an engine throttle malfunction (stuck at max thrust). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 The Space Program was getting low on funds. Mort was obviously angry. In fact, they were so low on funds that they could only do one more mission- and that mission had to be small. So, what did they do? They designed a small and cheap SSTO, wich had just barely enough fuel to go to the Mun and back. The idea of the mission was to do a vertical landing through a Mun arch and restore public support with such an epic maneuver! The pilot for the mission was Richard Kerman. Incredibly, the untested SSTO got into orbit fine. And it also got into Mun orbit just fine! When it came time for the landing, it was supposed to be a suicide burn landing. And, Richard did it fine! He went perfectly through the Mun arch, and from then on it was smooth sailing. But, when Richard, was supposed to lower the thrust for final descent, he accidentally pulled the throttle stick out of its socket! (The construction crews had botched it.) The SSTO then crashed to the Mun Arch. Ouchie. The Space Program was finished. A kerbonaut training simulator is the direct or indirect cod* of Kggchh Kerman * cod means cause of death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Kggchh Kerman was playing pilot wings 64, which he tough was an accurate realistic flight simulator. When he tried to jet pack into a ballon in real life he slammed into the ballon and fell to the ground because his jet-pack was out of fuel. Binglebottom Kerman will be attacked by paper airplanes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 (edited) Binglebottom Kerman was hiking in the dense forests of Kinland, a northern, cold, and very foresty place on Kerbin. He was so happy to be there, that he started to sing. Unfortunately, near him was a shoal of paperplanes- normally calm and beautiful creatures, but loud noises make 'em angry. These paperplanes got so angry that they attacked Binglebottom and killed him to death. Ross Kerman the painter will be kil by a happy little accident Edited April 23, 2021 by Maria Sirona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 Ross just finished painting a giant rocket, when he looks up, and sees an illusion that makes it seem like it’s melting, he has a heart attack... literally. a cute Valentine’s Day heart smothers him Doge Kerman will drown in wealth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 (edited) Doge Kerman invented a magical snack making machine. Jeb Kerman, being rich, bought 5 000 000. Which added up to $ 500 000 000. When the money arrived in 5 dollar bills doge drowned. Billy-Bobwise will watch too much TV from a really good show. Edited April 24, 2021 by Stormpilot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 He watched The Expanse so much, that Spoiler He somehow ends up in the end of the season and gets killed by the protomolecule. bobby-bill kerman dies from getting too overhyped about doing something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Bobby-bill grew up in the desert country. He studied hard and was very interested in space flight. He joined the Kerbal Forces at 17 and after completing BKQ training he began specific train. After completed 5 years later he was assigned to fly the ST-1, a supersonic transport used for transporting Kerbin officials around kerbin. About 3 years later, the KSP was in need of astronauts for the “stupidity” program, which was to put the first Kerbal into space. After doing the vigorous selection process he was chosen, And since this is an alternate universe, he beat jeb to be #0001. He was so exited he died the end. WillyKerman will be attacked by ninja sharks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 Willy was peacefully swimming on Kerbin. But Jinky Kerman the mad scientist was testing his genetically enchanced ninja sharks, and he saw Willy nearby and decided to test the ninja sharks' fighting skills on him. No further information required. Knkhkjhvkhjv Kerman- Vallhenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Knkhkjhvkhjv Kerman was a kerbonaut exploring vallhenge to infestigate what or who created vallhenge. he/she climb up a stone of the vallhenge and he/she fell. the stone fall and hit him/her. Knkhkjhvkhjv Kerman found dead after the next expedition team found him/her u fool kerman: bullied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerminator K-100 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 One of the scientist in the VAB was really dumb and everyone always said, "You fool, you added the boosters upside down!" or "You fool, the capsule goes above the engines not beneath!" Unfortunately u fool Kerman was walking through the VAB and thought they were talking to him. He was shy and died from embarrassment. Doit Kerman - Dies after ejecting himself from an airplane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Doit Kerman was doing stunts with his brand new K-100 fighter plane, and one of the stunts involved him intentionally crashing the plane and ejecting himself a split second before hitting ground. But, he had forgot the parachute. You can probably guess what happened. Enbo Kerman will die because he spammed space (or whatever staging button) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerminator K-100 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 As Enbo was landing on Tylo, he tried to stage away the first stage but it wouldn't work. So he button mashed the control panel and accidentally staged every stage. Deirick Kerman - Dies while in Tylo's cave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starhelperdude Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Deirick Kerman landed on tylo with the other members of the Tylo Launch Group 2. Babs Kerman made a unfunny joke on the journey:''We need to TrY to touch down LOq''. Then the crew went into a cave system near the landing location. Uz kerman though remembered that they forgot the sience equipment and so everyone except Deirick went back to the lander to take the sience stuff. So Deirick was there, alone, with no other kerbal in sight. But then he heard a roumble because whatever vacuum transmits sound now. A automated Lander lands ontop of the caves, because the Avionics where still from the old mun missions. the lander flies to fast and crashes through the floor, into the cave and besides Deirick. He thinks he is save, but then the cave collapses rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz kerman fell into a pond filled with USAF Orions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerminator K-100 Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 The Orions all had their engines on and... well it would be better not to describe what happened Wrfuiojglh Kerman - Mysteriously died on Bop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singhnaut Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, Kerminator K-100 said: The Orions all had their engines on and... well it would be better not to describe what happened Wrfuiojglh Kerman - Mysteriously died on Bop Wrfuiojglh Kerman was killed by: unnamed darbel resistance dood Silus Kerman: failed recovery attempt (from now on I will quote the person before me, pls do the same for me) Edited April 28, 2021 by Singhnaut message doubled up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Singhnaut said: Silus Kerman: failed recovery attempt (from now on I will quote the person before me, pls do the same for me) Silus Kerman was climbing out the ladder on the Eve rescue ship. He fell off and hit the ground to hard. Billy-Bobrim Kerman- Died on Laythe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Billy-Bobrim Kerman was walking down Laythe main road, when he was run over by Bill in his repair truck. He died instantly. Michale Kerman will die of Science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singhnaut Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 48 minutes ago, Stormpilot said: Billy-Bobrim Kerman was walking down Laythe main road, when he was run over by Bill in his repair truck. He died instantly. Michale Kerman will die of Science. Michale Kerman was developing an improved version of kraken drive for the corrupt CEO of Kerbodyne when the kraken came for her and her neck stretched out and she got flung into the sun the end. Idjit Kerman will die from his drunk driving skills Remember to quote my stuff pls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 4 minutes ago, Singhnaut said: Michale Kerman was developing an improved version of kraken drive for the corrupt CEO of Kerbodyne when the kraken came for her and her neck stretched out and she got flung into the sun the end. Idjit Kerman will die from his drunk driving skills Remember to quote my stuff pls Idjit Kerman was driving a rover on mun. He was on a hangover and he crashed into the Neil Armstrong memorial the end. Goerson Kerman will be run over by a fuel tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singhnaut Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 (edited) Goerson Kerman was swimming in the pool by the admin building when Joe Kerman (another drunk utility vehicle driver) hit the remains of Orange Kerman and the fuel tank flew and crushed Goerson the end Moron Kerman will die from welding incident 3 minutes ago, Stormpilot said: Idjit Kerman was driving a rover on mun. He was on a hangover and he crashed into the Neil Armstrong memorial the end. Goerson Kerman will be run over by a fuel tank. Sorry I forgot to quote Edited April 28, 2021 by Singhnaut Spelled goerson wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Moron kerman was in the VAB building a rocket. when he welds, he dies because he touched the hot surface Jean Kerman: Mun Expedition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singhnaut Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Just now, JB182 said: Moron kerman was in the VAB building a rocket. when he welds, he dies because he touched the hot surface Jean Kerman: Mun Expedition Jean Kerman was on an expedition to the moon when the Darbels got really fed up with the Kerbal's shenanigans and threw Bop right at her. She died instantly. Hllothr Kerman died from Execution from two Mastodon Engines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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