Kerbal Death Note

[JB182]

2 minutes ago, Singhnaut said:

Hllothr Kerman died from Execution from two Mastodon Engines

Hllothr Kerman was a serial killer that has killed 597 kerbals. he arrested by the police and executed with two Mastodon engine

Covid 19 Kerman: Virus

[Singhnaut]

covid 19 Kerman had visited a secret planet in chaos. He brought back with him a virus and ended up dying along with 800 other kerbals before the cure was administered to everyone.

 

Looney Kerman died becuz bugs bunny

[ZinkBot]

Looney Kerman chased an imaginary bunny of a cliff and died.

Kerman Kerman died of Kessler Syndrome

[Singhnaut]

Kerman kerman was training with fake lightsabers on top of SSTO. Kessler syndrome caused the original space probe to stab him in the shoulder and send him flying into the Kraken Krater, when the Kraken threw him into the sun to join Michale.

doooooooooofus Kerman died from fuel exploit

[Singhnaut]

right im logging off for the day

[Maria Sirona]

14 hours ago, Singhnaut said:

Wrfuiojglh Kerman was killed by: unnamed darbel resistance dood

 

That was sooooo boring 

10 hours ago, Singhnaut said:

covid 19 Kerman had visited a secret planet in chaos. He brought back with him a virus and ended up dying along with 800 other kerbals before the cure was administered to everyone.

The game rules explicitly state to kill only one kerbal

[Kerminator K-100]

14 hours ago, Singhnaut said:

doooooooooofus Kerman died from fuel exploit

He was testing an extreme kraken drive that could travel at 100X the speed of light and accidentally crashed into the supermassive black hole in the center of the Kerbal-Way Galaxy.

Kerminator Kerman - Died in an incident involving Scott Manley

Edited April 29, 2021 by Kerminator K-100

[Starhelperdude]

2 hours ago, Kerminator K-100 said:

He was testing an extreme kraken drive that could travel at 100X the speed of light and accidentally crashed into the supermassive black hole in the center of the Kerbal-Way Galaxy.

Kerminator Kerman - Died in an incident involving Scott Manley

Kerminator was once just driving around on the mun with a normal small rover, when there came a giant earthquake, originating from a scott manley screaming:''HELLO IT'S SCOTT MANLEY HERE!!!''. the earthquake made him fly out of the observable universe and he suffocated

Man Scottley, accident involving matt lowne

[Spaceman.Spiff]

Man Scottley was walking around the KSC one day when he noticed something..... different. A roller coaster! Yay!

THen he heard a voice from on high "What are you doing here, this is the wrong game?!?!" 

"Game?" Scottley thought, "what game?"

Then he noticed one of the roller coasters had derailed, into his face.

 

Latt Mowne, and accident involving Blatzenstriz57

[Kerminator K-100]

27 minutes ago, Spaceman.Spiff said:

Latt Mowne, and accident involving Blatzenstriz57

Latt Mowne was walking through the Dres Canyon when a giant bridge fell on his head.

 

Danny Kerman - an accident with Danny2462

[Singhnaut]

2 hours ago, Kerminator K-100 said:

Latt Mowne was walking through the Dres Canyon when a giant bridge fell on his head.

 

Danny Kerman - an accident with Danny2462

Danny Kerman was walking with Kirrim Kerman playing Call of Duty: Moho Warfare Mobile when Kirrim Kerman receivied the execute order 66 message from the man the myth the legend DANNY2462!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kirrim brought out his welding tool boi and impaled Danny through the hed.

Obi Kerman-accident involving Ani Kerman

[Kerminator K-100]

2 hours ago, Singhnaut said:

Obi Kerman-accident involving Ani Kerman

Obi kerman and Ani kerman were fighting on Tribute (in the Beyond Home mod). Obi kerman shouted, "I have the high ground" But then a satellite passed over Ani and hit Obi. He should have gotten the low ground.

Kerny Kerman - An accident involving an asteroid

[JB182]

kerny kerman was walking in a street. she look up and saw something lke an asteroid. she thinks "that should be a capsule reentering". but then it getting closer, closer and closer. she realized it was an asteroid. she run as fast as she can but the asteroid hit kerbin and she dies.

jleblekliah bennewit kerman: a crash in the middle of driving to KSC

[Maria Sirona]

jleblek- y long complx name- Kerman was a random KSP rocket construction worker. She, quite honestly, hated his work. Don't misunderstand, she loved space exploration. But she hated working hard for rockets to be able to fly, but being completely ignored in newspapers and such stuff. One day, when she was driving to work, she was so preoccupied with these dark thoughts, that she did not notice the RED light. Because she did not notice it, she crashed into another car, whizard which had the GREEN light. The cars crashed into each other. jleblek-something died, but the other car's occupants survived.

 

Kuyc Kerman- angry wife

Edited May 1, 2021 by Maria Sirona
Made it more polite

[Singhnaut]

Kuyc Kerman was hangin out and gettin drunk at the astronaut complex when his wife be gettin real angry for launching their house to space. Because it was late night at the complex, anything could enter, including a secret missile. The missile impaled Kuyc and he died when he fell out of the paramedic plane.

 

Jebediachk Kerman-dies because of the taxmanian devil (Its the Tasmanian devil but with taxes)

[Mars-Bound Hokie]

Jebediachk Kerman, an agent of the Kerbal Revenue Service, was programming a computer chip to plant in the agency's latest (illegal) project, the Taxmanian Devil. When he was done putting the chip in the animal's brain, the taxmanian devil specimen tore Jebediachk's arms off before beating his skull to a bloody pulp with them.

• The supervising scientists had to use poisonous gas to subdue the creature before securing the lab.

 

Anthony Kerman - Watneyvirus vaccine

[JB182]

Anthony kerman was a scientist at a hospital. there was a virus called Watneyvirus. he and his team found a vaccine but when tested out on Anthony, he dies. tehre is a poison inside the vaccine.

 

Robischkuk Kerman - Explosion

[Stormpilot]

Robishkck Kerman was walking when his legs exploded. He then died.

grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz Kerman

-people who got mad who could not pronounce his name.

[JB182]

grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz Kerman was named that when he born. whne he walk around the street he saw 3 men. he introduce himself. then the 3 men introduce themself. but then, they attacks grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz Kerman because cannot pronounce his name. his dead after that and the corpse was found 3 months later.

Creeper aww kerman - probably an explosion

[kerbiloid]

Aww Kerman had successfully tied six creepers around the first stage like six SRB, reached 100 km height, and then realized that the parachute was attached to the jettisonned heatshield.
When he hit the ground, the explosion was not so big.

2 hours ago, Stormpilot said:

grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz Kerman

-people who got mad who could not pronounce his name.

Nobody could write his name correctly, so nobody hired him.
Nothing is known about him since then.

***

Melbet Kerman.

Overloud sound in earphones.

[Mars-Bound Hokie]

Melbet Kerman's company was involved in a competition to design the most powerful noise-cancelling earphones in the world. Being a heavy spender, he purchased two LV-T30 "Reliant" engines and modified them to include sound equipment inside. One of the design requirements was that no bystanders could hear the music, so the rocket-engines-turned-oversized-earphones were heavily insulated on the outside. When construction was completed, Melbet set his kPod to play some soothing music and plugged it in to the prototypes. After his assistant turned it on, Melbet's face started to shake. The sound waves were penetrating his skull, causing heavy vibrations within.

By the time the shutdown code was processed, it was too late. Melbet's head had exploded due to the immense vibrations coming from the sound waves. 

Spoiler

The day after Melbet's death was announced on the news, an anonymous person claiming to be a Jeb's Junkyard employee had this to say. 

"There are daring risks and there are stupid risks, and Melbet chose the latter. Why on Kerbin would you modify rocket engines for soundproof headphones?"

 

Rochelle Kerman will die from wearing a mask... in space. 

[JB182]

Rochelle Kerman was an astronout at KSC. one day, she launch to space. she successful reach low orbit. she wear a mask. but then, a kraken approach her and the kraken say "DONT WEAR MASK OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOU". she destroy the mask but it was too late. she was killed by the kraken.

Blip-o-Blop Kerman - Experiment

Edited May 14, 2021 by JB182

[HyperDraco]

Latt Mowne and Mott Scanely are Archrivals of unparalleled tier, their fights are heralded as the stuff of legend. By now, at their power only Bob Kerman can defeat them, but only barely so.  Bob is the only one able to withstand Mott Scanely's iconic cry, the clarion call for all his minions which has been documented by the few survivors to be akin to:

HULLO I'M MOTT SCANELY AND TODAY...

However, Latt Mowne leaves no survivors, each and every single one of his 2 kictims has vanished from the face of Kerbin. No documentation remains aside from his supposed skill of making rockets and a mysterious hobby he calls "YouTube". What Youtube is and what is does is exactly unknown but is presumed to be where he gathers support to conceal his existence in the Kerbal world. 

It was truly a horrific shriek as the survivors collapsed from the trauma resurfacing, and Bob decided to defeat Mott Scanely and Latt Mowne once and for all.

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Bob Kerman

Didn't even stand a fleeting chance

Eradicated on sight.

[Singhnaut]

Bob Kerman had upsetted Silus Kerman, the military drill sergeant after beating him up and silus ordered a nuke to be fired at his house killing him instantly.

 

Moonbro Kerman-Mun exploit

[JB182]

Moonbro kerman has landed on the mun. he was ordered to drill the mun and collect its resoucres. when he ordered to stop, he was eating some snacks in the lander and the signal was lost. the mission control plan to send a rescue lander to Moonbro's location. after done launching the rocket into orbit, they realized mun was gone. Moonbro kerman died after the last piece of the mun was drilled.

 

Jevobiah Kerman - sniped by a terrorist while driving a car