DunaManiac Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 Lrmprjrnrhrjndkwr Kerman, he died because when he was flying in a routine jet flight. Apparently when he said "Lrmprjrnrhrjndkwr to Base", the ATC Tower mistook his name for the kerbal word for "Blow me up with a gigantic Rocket." Unfortunately, there was a rocket on the pad, and they flew it towards the jet, killing Lrmprjrnrhrjndkwr in the process. Munwise Kerman - Flag Planting mishap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catloaf Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 It was new years eve, and the flag contained a firework, which hit Munwise's helmet, causing him to fall of the Mün crater rim and onto his rover, which rolled down the hill, straight towards the lander and his fellow kerbonauts. In order to save them from a rover that was low on ec and at 35 m/s, Munwise tried to turn, but flipped the river and had his visor smashed by the origional firework. Eurbal Kerman - planned rcs tank rupture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probe137 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 EC runs out, stopping the ship Eurbal was in from doing the manuever into orbit. On reentry, the parachutes accidentally deploy, destroying them. The ship then crashes to the ground, destroying it and killing Eurbal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catloaf Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 You need to make a new death note @probe137! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probe137 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 2 hours ago, catloaf said: You need to make a new death note @probe137! I forgot to and I can't think of one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mars-Bound Hokie Posted October 14, 2020 Author Share Posted October 14, 2020 On 10/11/2020 at 3:31 AM, probe137 said: I forgot to and I can't think of one How hard can it be? Just think of a Random first name (doesn't even have to make sense), followed by "Kerman" For some reason, everyone's last name is Kerman Cause of death Like I said earlier, don't just use "Heart attack." We can do better than that. It can range from being realistic (e.g. plane crash) or just outright ridiculous (e.g. getting high on Duna dust) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Kerbal Dude Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 (edited) It's time to return to the track. CJ Kerman- Follow the... train? Edited October 14, 2020 by Dat Kerbal Dude darn, i must think twice before i post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Dat Kerbal Dude said: It's time to return to the track. CJ Kerman- Follow the... train? CJ kerman follows the train on the tracks, however the train is too fast for him and he gets hit by another train. kem kerman - 2 hours ago, Mars-Bound Hokie said: getting high on Duna dust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catloaf Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 (edited) Kem was acting strange due to duna dust exposure. Despite the precautions of Val, Jeb still held a meeting with the crew where he and Bill accused Kem of being "sus" Kem was ejected. Æiteürißus Kerman: Ye Olde Kerblish. Edited October 15, 2020 by catloaf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Kerbal Dude Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 Æiteürißus was Kerbling around Kerbin ,unfortunately, Angelo Kerman Mistaked him as a kraken's child,so he launches a anti-Kraken Missile made by Matt Kerman,Æiteürißus Kerman dies after the AK missile malfunctions near it's target, "aerodinamically" releasing it's Payload,and then it exploded. Korolev Kerman- testing a Koyuz I rocket- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuessingEveryDay Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 Korolev Kerman finally died on Duna after battling Brain Kancer. (Wait, just watch.) The brain cancer may have started 50 years ago while Korolev was watching a test of the Koyuz I rocket when a bolt on the rocket sheared off and hit him on the head. The bolt had been rusted from the elements and infected his brain, it made him smarter and allowed Krussia to beat Amerika to the Mun and onward, after capturing Wehrner von Kerman, the Krussian space Program became the Kerbin Space Program, and reached Duna in 2 years. Elon Kerman - Died while riding in a car to Duna on a rocket's maiden flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catloaf Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 (edited) Elon Kerman died when his 4000 part Kesla caused the cpu to overheat. This resulted in the user being stuck with a school chromebook (with pentium and 128 kilobytes of ram. That resulted such low ksp fps that Elon chose to self edit himself out of the save file. Meh Kerman: School. Edited October 19, 2020 by catloaf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Kerbal Dude Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 (edited) Meh Kerman was bored of school, so he said the Ultimate "M" During Klass MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!!111!!!1!!1!! -said Meh Kerman- Curse U!!! -DOSMojnedweojpdvm Kerman replied- and then ,the magical [CLASSIFIED] Appeared,and blowed Meh and DOSMojnedweojpdvm Kerman with Monopropellum nitratinium! The end... ? DASOMJFEOAKPSDKVCMKOSDЩФЫВЩЬФЫЩЬВ Kerman - Team Fortress 2 Edited October 19, 2020 by Dat Kerbal Dude tyops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunaManiac Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 After spending hours and hours playing Team Fortress 2, DASOMJFEOAKPSDKVCMKOSDЩФЫВЩЬФЫЩЬВ Kerman started acting strange. He would be pressing buttons on an invisible controller, attempting to download it onto his work computer, and pretended to shoot people. Then, it got bad. DASOMJFEOAKPSDKVCMKOSDЩФЫВЩЬФЫЩЬВ Started to shoot invisible guns at people, and then real guns. FInally, he died, revealing that Team Fortress 2 attracts a parasite in your brain forcing you to play it more and more obsessively. Japris Kerman - Excessive Modding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catloaf Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 One day Japris modded ksp so much that it crashed. When Japris attempted to launch it again his pc BSOD and got stuck in a bootloop. Unfortunately that pc also controlled his houses self destruct mechanism, which was triggered by the error. Luckily Japris jumped out of his house just in time, but landed on someones car. Japris attempted to jump off the cars roof, but flew right into a large car and went splat on the windshield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Kerbal Dude Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 @catloaf u must construct additional pylons a death note! therefore: Green Iron Crown Kerman - negative rep points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 On 10/20/2020 at 6:51 PM, Dat Kerbal Dude said: Green Iron Crown Kerman - negative rep points. Green Iron Crown Kerman was a kerbonaut celebrity to whom publicity was very important. He would be extremely sad if someone disliked him. One day, Green Iron Crown was checkin' round the forums, when he saw that he had got not one, but two negative rep points! Green Iron Crown got depressed and eventually just died off. Victim: Maria Kerman Manner of death: Starship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 She was listening to KSP SPH music during SN11 flight testing with headphones, while sitting under starship. Dispute the calls of the ground crew to stop the launch the mission control was too busy posting on the KSP forums. When the mission control realized it was time to launch they pressed the launch button, firing the engines. Maria Kerman was vaporized. Victim: Urcal Kerman. Cause: Very High Speed Docking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starhelperdude Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 (edited) Urcal Kerman was a cool girl in the flight school, she always docked in the simulations with acceptable speed and it still looked cool. Then when it really happened and 2 other kerbals watched, she wanted to look even cooler. She approached with 20 meters per second and planned to ''lithobrake on the docking port''. But then her Guidance system failed and she lost manual control too, so she watched as she was approaching her death. Quite a sad one. Victim: Andreas Kerman Cause: UDMH/NTO ingestion Edited March 28, 2021 by Starhelperdude making Urcal female Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Andreas Kerman was always a hungry boi. So when he noticed a bowl of soup in the AC living quarters, he of course decided to eat it. Some experts believe that although it is quite close in composition to the average Snack, the UDMH/NTO combo was a bit to much for Andreas’ combustion chamber digestive system. Victim: Leonard Kerman Cause: Flag-based Propulsion Incident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 (edited) Leonard was a confident and smart kerbal, allways think of new ways to save Delta V. One day it came where he was stuck on minimus and he needed to get back. He speed glitched himself with his flag and launched himself towards kerbin. As he approached he realized he forgot his heat shield. All he could do was watch as kerbin approached, as he sped towards the surface at several kilometres per second... 17 hours ago, Starhelperdude said: Urcal Kerman was a cool guy in the flight school. Urcal was a female kerbal. Victim: Bob, Bill, and Valentina Kerman Cause: high speed aerobraking on Laythe. Edited March 28, 2021 by STORMPILOTkerbalkind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 (edited) On 3/28/2021 at 2:17 AM, STORMPILOTkerbalkind said: On 3/28/2021 at 2:17 AM, STORMPILOTkerbalkind said: Bob, Bill, and Valentina Kerman The game rules state to only kill 1 kerbal Edited March 29, 2021 by Maria Sirona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 which do I do? Bill Kerman cause: slamming into themselves somehow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuessingEveryDay Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 Bill Kerman was testing out his latest innovation: A cloning machine, but there were a few kinks he had to work out. When suddenly a clone fell from the sky and killed both of them. Wehrner Von Kerman Cracking his knuckles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 He cracked his knuckes but his fingers came off and clicked the launch button by accident. The unmanned uncontrollable rocket soared up and then towards him. He watched as his doom approached... Victim: Dancott kerman. Jeb s bad flying skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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