The Ten Commandments of Kerbal space program

[Kerb24]

Thou shalt be corrected by the comment above.

Edited October 15, 2021 by Kerb24

[Kerb24]

Thou shalt watch a tutorial twice and still be confused.

[kerbiloid]

Thou shalt unshalt any shalt contradicting the mission objectives.

[Kerb24]

Thou shalt use the word shalt too many times.

[kerbiloid]

Unshalt all previous shalts until the updated shalt map.

Thou.

[Kerb24]

Shalt be confused by the previous post.

[StrandedonEarth]

Thou shalt not release the launch clamps before igniting thy engines, and running said engines up to full thrust.

[Just Jim]

I am really surprised I didn't see this...
(and I apologize if I missed it)

Thou Shalt NOT taunt thy Magic Boulder!!!

[Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute]

Thou Shalt instead taunt the KRAKEN!

Don't taunt it with a drive. Give it lots of robotics.

[kerbiloid]

"It's thou from the future. Thou shalt do the you-know-what another way."

[Kerb24]

Thou shalt add launch escape systems.

[kerbiloid]

thou.shalt(getCommandmentList());

class Thou : public Actor
	{
	public:
		bool shalt(CustomArray const & arrayCommandmentList)
			{
			for (auto const & objectCommandment : arrayCommandmentList)
				*this << objectCommandment;

			return true; // no false option
			}
	};

 

Edited October 20, 2021 by kerbiloid

[Kerb24]

Thou shalt not use Kerbal Engineer.

[Kerb24]

Thou shalt create too many custom flags.

[nomerac]

Thou shalt turn up the volume

[kerbiloid]

A non-thou may unshalt, but thou shalt what they unshalt.

[ColdJ]

Shalt, shalt, let it all out, these are the commands that we're talking about, so come on, I'm talking to you, so come on.

In launching times, you shouldn't have to mechjeb your soul. If you can reach orbit, you really really ought to know.

(Tears for Fears.)  

 

[Kerb24]

Thou shalt test launch escape systems.

[ColdJ]

Thou shalt not not test launch escape systems.

[kerbiloid]

Thou shalt assign the chute and the engine to the same staging event, because you anyway will forget to attach the former.

[Kerb24]

Thou shalt double check that thou added parachutes.

[kerbiloid]

Thou shalt visit the munar sandcastle.

[Kerb24]

Thou shalt not use robotics because they are kraken bait.

[Admiral Fluffy]

Thou shalt always use the biggest rover wheels

[SSTO Crasher]

Thou shall never use monoprop engines