Minmus Is NOT For Eating

[Popestar]

It's not!  Proof!

 

[Kerminator K-100]

Ohh, Ice cream!

Phtt! Phtt! It tastes like rocks! Cancel the ice cream party Jeb!

[Kernel Kraken]

Stop spreading lies like these. If Minmus wasn't mint ice cream with shamrock shake oceans, what else could it be? This screenshot looks doctored to me. You won't get away with  misinforming the public.

[BigStar Aerospace]

Here at BigStar, we grabbed over 200 tonnes of Minmus rock from the plains and found out that it dissolves in water! Excitingly, we took a drink of the green viscous liquid and it tasted like a mint milkshake, we took a few rocks from Moho and did the same thing and it tasted like chocolate! Now we have ice cream parties every Wednesday and Sunday! It isn't too good though in a 0 gee environment.

[Daedalus3000]

Lies! Popestar just wants all the ice cream for himself. 

[The Aziz]

what do you mean it isn't

[kerbiloid]

Mintmus

[carppc]

135 Science? Wow!

[R-T-B]

  

On 2/13/2021 at 8:57 AM, Kernel Kraken said:

Stop spreading lies like these. If Minmus wasn't mint ice cream with shamrock shake oceans, what else could it be? This screenshot looks doctored to me. You won't get away with  misinforming the public.

 

This is what Big Mun wants us to think!

Edited February 15, 2021 by R-T-B

[jimmymcgoochie]

Frozen mint ice cream and sorbet, or a lumpy iceball tainted with heavy metal minerals? Copper compounds such as copper chloride, carbonate, and sulphate are a plausible explanation for the colouration of Minmus, and are naturally found in verdigris, the blue-green colour of weathered copper such as on the Statue of Liberty. I don’t particularly want to start eating copper salts, especially when there could be all manner of heavy metals lurking in there too like lead, arsenic, mercury...

[magnemoe]

On 2/13/2021 at 8:39 PM, Daedalus3000 said:

Lies! Popestar just wants all the ice cream for himself. 

Now how long time would he use to eat it  

[Kerminator K-100]

I tried eating Minmus, but the kerbals broke all their teeth.

[maddog59]

I grew up being told that the moon was made of green cheese. Of course, I was disappointed at the age of 23 when I learned the truth about our own Luna, and was so happy to stumble upon the universe of KSP, and especially Minmus with it's decidedly green color. 

Finding out that it's actually Mint Ice Cream has crushed what was left of my child-like spirit ... again.

Crushed, I say. 

Edited February 16, 2021 by maddog59

[kerbiloid]

1 hour ago, Kerminator K-100 said:

I tried eating Minmus, but the kerbals broke all their teeth.

No problem. They anyway stuck to the ice with tongues.

[king of nowhere]

well, the kerbalism mod introduces radiation scans, and the geiger counter report on minmus says "after looking at the radiation levels, you regret tasting the samples"....

then again, just because it's radioactive it doesn't mean it can't be an ice cream

[kerbiloid]

A "Blue Shine" ice cream.

Thanks to isotopes, it's shining blue.

[Kernel Kraken]

On 2/16/2021 at 4:18 PM, king of nowhere said:

well, the kerbalism mod introduces radiation scans, and the geiger counter report on minmus says "after looking at the radiation levels, you regret tasting the samples"....

then again, just because it's radioactive it doesn't mean it can't be an ice cream

They put radium in drinks for a while, so I bet Minmus fro-yo is fine in moderation.

[Spaceman.Spiff]

C'mon everyone! 

It's obviously freeze-dried ice cream!

Space is cold and dry, so it makes sense.

[Chequers]

Methinks the surface sample report doth protest too much...