Famous Last Words

[Ryaja]

*unintelligible yelling rant* *dies from heart attack*

 

Touching a large red and black slug( @Kimera Industries knows what I'm talking about)

[Kimera Industries]

"Aww, who's a good boy? Who's a good-" *internal screaming* *Boomslug is happy*

Using a thumb drive to transfer screenshots from your KSP computer to your internet computer

Edited November 16, 2023 by Kimera Industries

[TwoCalories]

"Whoops, forgot to eject the USB drive. Surely-" *data corrupted and lost forever*

Attempting to RickRoll a close friend.

[Kimera Industries]

*It was during their wedding* "Come on, guys- just a joke! A little harmless prank is all!"

Waking up at 5:50 to watch Starship IFT 2 only to have some fake SpaceX account "stream" it "live" in order to sell cryptocurrency. (Yes this happened to me today) (Yes I am mad)

[Royalswissarmyknife]

"Maybe I should buy some of this crypto?"

Getting 2 hours of sleep so you can watch the entirety of NSF's live stream.

[kspbutitscursed]

Why are there so many donations

 

Hmmm what a lovely boostback burn we have here what the worse that could happen

[AlamoVampire]

Im just going to command full throttle and leave it at full power. This will be fun!

Pushing the unmarked red button

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[kspbutitscursed]

On 11/24/2023 at 5:17 PM, AlamoVampire said:

Im just going to command full throttle and leave it at full power. This will be fun!

Pushing the unmarked red button

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roger UH 

watching an SLS launch called artemis 51-l

[Kimera Industries]

"You know, there's icicles forming on the launchpad. Maybe we should not launch in conditions outside of what the SRBs have specified?"

Accidentally placing a metal fork in a microwave with your food.

[AlamoVampire]

Ill just place this fork with my food. Its harmless. <presses start>

using magnesium as a salt substitute

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[Kimera Industries]

"Hurry! We need some smelling salts! To activate them apply a large amount of energy or heat!"

Opening a container of Tea-Teb not knowing what it is or what it does.

[kspbutitscursed]

hmm the tea tastes funny *BOOOM*

 

trying to make RO configs for TE

[kspbutitscursed]

i dont know how to make them 

 

Incredible view of our superheavy booster

[Kimera Industries]

"Gosh, the view is great! Hey look, its engines are gonna pass overhead-"

Turning your PC fan into a jet engine with a 10¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰ parts count craft.

[kspbutitscursed]

hmmmm why dont i quicksave *dies*

 

second stage is in terminal guidance.

[Kimera Industries]

"Well, gentlemen. The keys are stuck, and it appears we cannot stop the nuke. So much for a 'test run.'"

The moment before the world ends.

[kspbutitscursed]

roger UH

 

 

When you say "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[TwoCalories]

"WOOO HOOO! COWABUNGAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Flying on a Starship.

[Kimera Industries]

"Hey, Elon, I just thought of a great reason to have an abort system right now."

Dedicating all of your time to KSP and realizing that, well, you've dedicated all your time to KSP.

[TwoCalories]

"Worth it."

Using the LES on an Ares-I rocket.

[Kerb24]

"Wait, why is the parachute melting?"

Not bothering with a LES because it adds too much mass.

[Royalswissarmyknife]

"What do you mean you disabled revert to Vab!?!" 

Getting hyped For Science!

Edited December 15, 2023 by Royalswissarmyknife

[TwoCalories]

"Yes! YES! It's out! Just gotta download it..." *50 years later*

Turning all the graphics settings on KSP2 to max and launching an orbital megastructure.

[Kimera Industries]

"Hey, the FPS isn't so bad in the VAB, right?" *clicks launch*

Getting a new monitor and finding out you have to go on a quest deep in the settings to fix its obscure problem.

[Royalswissarmyknife]

"Plugging one Monitor into the Motherboard and plugging another into the Gpu will be fine right?"

Starting a KSP Mission report with no writing skills.