Beginning, Middle​​​​​​​, and End!

[Deddly]

3) "Nono, that looks more like a Lilac Kerbal Eater", mused Neil Kerman. 

[Rutabaga22]

4) The kerbal Eater ate Neil, leaving a pale green splatter on the ground.

[ColdJ]

1: Kristopher Kerlumbus set off to find a shorter route to Kindia.

[Deddly]

2) He konsulted Koogle Kerbin

[Rutabaga22]

3) Koogle Kerbin was down

[Maria Sirona]

4: Kristopher Kerlumbus sent an angry letter to Koogle

[Rutabaga22]

1) Jeb landed his mech suit on minmus.

[ColdJ]

2: His thrusters melted the icecream and he sunk to the core of the flavour.

[Maria Sirona]

3: Fortunately Jeb's mechsuit could swim.

[Deddly]

4) He was able to collect an enormous sample, which he unfortunately ingested before he was able to bring it home. 

[ColdJ]

1: A group of Kerbal Explorers discovered a Kraken egg.

[Deddly]

2) They couldn't see any krakens nearby, so they decided to take it home as a surface sample. 

[Maria Sirona]

3: Unfortunately, the egg hatched when they were on their way back to Kerbin, in their small spaceship. (Let's say they found the egg from Pol)

[Rutabaga22]

4: The kraken escaped during a routine spacewalk and destroyed the ship.

[ffx]

1: A small space station is placed on a low kerbol orbit.

[ColdJ]

2: All contact with the crew is lost.

[boriz]

3: Telescopes reveal that the stations lights are flashing on and off in Morse code.

[Maria Sirona]

4: The morse code read "LOL it was just a prank" (plot twist: the Kraken had taken the crew, the morse code was just a deception)

[boriz]

1. The Kraken wondered who was next.

[ColdJ]

2: The next turned out to be who. (Dr Who)

[Deddly]

3) The most epic music started playing as The Doctor took out his sonic screwdriver

[ColdJ]

4: He successfully put up a set of shelves with it.

[Abel Military Services]

1 WARNING! Dark matter reactor has been overloaded. Self-destruction will be activate in 10 minutes. Manual override will expire in 5 minutes. Please evacuate immediately. Run for your life. 

Edited December 8, 2022 by Abel Military Services

[Deddly]

2) This is an employee announcement: manual override has been activated. Bill Kerman please clean up on aisle three. Thank you for your attention. 

[adsii1970]

3. Bill Kerman angrily picks up Jebediah by the neck ring and waist strap of his space suit and begins vigorously cleaning and wiping up the mess along the aisle, Jebediah flapping his arms while screaming, "it was only a joke, geez!" the entire time.