Scare Jeb!

[Rutabaga22]

We are halfway to October

'tis time for a spook!

we we will scare Jeb

he'll look like a scared cuke!
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How to play:
1.  Explain why the previous person won't scare Jeb

2.  Say how you'll scare Jeb
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Example:

P1: I scare Jeb with a launch escape system
P2: Jeb's not afraid of a launch escape system, that just gives him more Gs! 
        I scare Jeb with a twr of 1.00

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I'll start: 
I scare Jeb with a rocket that is 100% safe.

[kerbiloid]

Jeb is not scared as he knows that only unfueled rocket is 100% safe, so it is.

Jebs sees that his suit is strangely orange.

[Rutabaga22]

Jeb realizes that the orange really goes well with his eyes and rolls with it.

Jeb realizes that he's in an RP-1 save.

[Abel Military Services]

Jeb soon found that he doesn't have any thing that could burn up these RP-1.

Jeb found himself in a full antimatter tank.

[Watermel00n]

Jeb timewarped out.

Jeb fell into the backrooms

[Rutabaga22]

Jeb has read up on his backrooms lore and knows how to make his way to Level 748.

Jeb has a nightmare during cryosleep.

[Abel Military Services]

Jeb's mind is freezing, so that's impossible. 

Jeb found himself written in the Death Note

 

[Rutabaga22]

Jeb knows that he'll be recycled within 2-5 business days, so death won't trouble him.

Jeb finds out that they are killing the kraken.

[Abel Military Services]

That's a Kraken doll.

Jeb found himself dead. 

[Rutabaga22]

He just thought "Oh well, probably not the real me, just a strange prouct of the alt f12 menu."

Jeb found out that ksp 2 was delayed to 2023

Edited September 28, 2022 by Rutabaga22

[Abel Military Services]

Jeb forced Private Division to release KSP2

jeb found himself in a bucket full of Plutonium-239

[Watermel00n]

Jeb uninstalled Kerbalism. 

Jeb found himself in spaceflight simulator

[Anikta]

Astronauts update never came out

Jeb can't feel his legs

[Rutabaga22]

Jeb thought it was probably normal considering the leg room the soyuz has.

Jeb saw the Duna SSTV image.

[ColdJ]

Thought it was a movie poster.

Jeb was told he would no longer be the mission leader.

[Rutabaga22]

Jeb was excited, that meant he would be put on more dangerous( and probably disposable) missions!

Jeb foun out that the rocket was well engineered instead of having MOAR booters.
 

[Ryaja]

Jeb knows it will be more fun to break.

 

Jeb listened to everywhere at the end of time(it is an actual song).

Edited October 1, 2022 by Ryaja

[kerbiloid]

Jeb has F9 and isn't afraid of the end of time.

JeBOO! KerBOO!

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

Jeb deleted the BOO! and got JeKer (which is confusing, rather than scary)

Jeb saw Mario Kerman land on the KSC runway with his RPMCT V8, right from the Desertia Fuormila race track (Check the Kerbal death note thread for context)

[kerbiloid]

JeBOOM!!!

Jeb is frightened, too.

[Rutabaga22]

Fear is just a word to Jeb, he is a BadSAS

Jeb finds out that the program budget has been cut, so he can't fly the "Big Boiii" anymore and must use a xenon ssto.

Edited October 1, 2022 by Rutabaga22

[kerbiloid]

Jeb opens the command console and enters:
>XEN ON

"The Xenomorph mode is activated.
Now you have infinite life, ammo, and can move with noclip".

 

The console cheat codes sometimes fail. Jeb is in danger.

[Abel Military Services]

sv_cheats 1

Jeb found himself in front of a antimatter- catalyzed fission engine and it starts running

[Rutabaga22]

Jeb isn't scared by some antimatter, he's been near the frisbee engine at full power.

The KSC decides that the veterans must be sheltered, so he can't go on any dangerous missions.
 

 

[Abel Military Services]

Jeb found a new mission that includes operating a fusion reactor without radiators. 

Jeb found out he has been wiped out of the timeline.